Allow me to introduce myself. You can call me Ruin
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Allow me to introduce myself. You can call me Ruin
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05-01-2006, 07:09 AM
Fine you walk, I'm taking the P.L.O.T.D.E.V.I.C.E., *Hops into vehicle starts it up and hits the gas crossing the street in less than a second and crashing into the building* Wow, *Walks out of vehicle with steering wheel rammed over head* glad I tested the airbags.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-01-2006, 08:28 AM
*crosses the street, when middle way truck gets near him and crashes with DMX, he stays there as a rock and the truck gets totally destroyed, the driver goes flying from the front window and to the ground with the steering wheel in hands*
DMX: These drivers... *shakes head* the should be more careful *grabs tail and sticks it out the truck, then walks to the pizzeria* ![[Image: FearthatPlushy.jpg]](http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c40/BlackSpyromv_33/FearthatPlushy.jpg)
05-02-2006, 02:46 AM
Don't worry- we can take my car- *drives in on a monster-truck, crushing random vehicles, people- and unsuspecting barney-fans*
05-02-2006, 02:51 AM
DMX: Ok, who gave Gunter the wrong script? This take is for eating pizza- massive destruction is in... 7 posts *enters pizzeria and sees mafia agents there* Let it be 1 *takes out AK-47 and loads it*
05-02-2006, 03:03 AM
Sorry- I think I picked up the wrong script on my way here. *jumps out of monster truck* Now where's that pizzeria? *it's blocked by the monster truck*
05-02-2006, 03:19 AM
*blasts open the pizzeria by destroying truck with one claw*
DMX: Here! *throws Gunter a Flamethrower* Some guys wanna play, let's show the might of the SPAM! *points AK-47 to an agent and fires* *hits waiter in the neck* Ehh... I think I have to calibrate this...
05-02-2006, 03:22 AM
Cool- *aims flamethrower at agent* I have you in my sights... *throws flamethrower- and the nozzle impales him through the head* BULLSEYE.
05-02-2006, 12:24 PM
*Paints a scar on face and picks up a tommy gun* SAY 'ELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND!! *sweeps the gun around nailing all the mafia guys while laughing maniaclly*
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-02-2006, 12:36 PM
Mafia Guy #1: What's this... bubblegum?
Mafia Guy #2: HAHAHAHA! What do you expect us to do now? die from being sticky? puh! DMX: Oh no! no one insults- wait... last time I saw that kind of coloring in a... *looks on Shadow* those wasn't plastic explosives were they...? *wags tail* *All Mafia guys look at each other confused and sweatdropping*
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