Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Agumon: Tai I am sick and tired of fighting for you,

Tai: Digivlove to...... Taieiterimon...... :shock:

[Gunter VanCrimson]

(walking in on mat jacking off to a picture)

Gabu: MAT!! What are you DOING!?

Mat: (drops picture of Garurumon sleeping with his legs spread) I-It's not what you think!!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Gabumon: blushes

Matt: ROFL!!!!

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Mimi: Palmon... where are you....

Mimi's mom: Hey Mimi- I just trimmed that new plant of yours! (shows bloody garden shears) It's got a lot of sap!

Mimi: GASP- PALMOOOOOOON!!!

[DragonMasterX]

Izzy: Tentomon? Where are you...?

Izzy's mom: Izzy, set the bug-zapper light in your bedroom too! Bugs are getting bigger! Just now one got zapped with this one, so they work!

Izzy: *sweatdrops*

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Tai: (australia safari tour) Hey- where's agumon?

Steve Irwin: CRIKEY!! LOOK AT THOSE KOMODO DRAGONS MATE THAT ORANGE IGUANNA!!

Tai: *sweatdrops*

[DragonMasterX]

Matt: Gabumon? Gabumon?

Matt's father: Hey Matt careful! You are stepping on the new wolf fur carpet with those dirty shoes!

Matt: *jaw drops*

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Joe: mm... this is delicious! What is it?

Joe's dad: Yeah honey- what is it?

Joe: (I wonder where gomamon is...)

Joe's mom: Seal meat! You like it? I thought we'd try something new!

Joe's dad: You mean the one that strangely got here? I bashed on the and skinned?

Joe: *fork drops to the ground, eyes wide*

[Shadowknight]

Izzy: I've concluded that the probability of this being a parrelel dimension to our own existence is roughly 93.75 percent likely.

Everyone: SPEAK ENGLISH!!

Izzy: I don't think we're in kansas anymore.

[DragonMasterX]

Gatomon: Oh yeah! more more! more!

Patamon: *sweatdrops*

Gatomon: Yes!! faster!

Agumon: What is she doing?

Patamon: I don't know, she has been playing that video-game for three hours now.