Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode

[Herr Mullen]

I was wondering through some of the old archives the other day, and I discovered a marvelous little topic in the Digimon section.

So I'm ressurecting it.

Let the comedic battles begin.

[Shadowknight]

*loud farting noise*

Davis: <_< >_> <_<

[Locklupe]

Tai:Was it as good for you?
Matt:Oh Yeah!
Kari: :shock:

[Seit The Reaper]

i remember this post...way back then o.O

Izzy:all your base r belong 2 us,make your time.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

Everyone: OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!

[Shadowknight]

Armadillomon: I'm as nervouss as a long-tailed cat in a room full o' rockin' chairs.

Gatomon: WHAT WAS THAT!

[Seit The Reaper]

Digimon Emperer:I am the Devil and im here to do the Devils work...

Everyone else:O.O;;;;

[Machina Kyrios]

Myotismon: "Gatomon! Hit them when they're doing thier long, drawn out Digivolution sequences!"

Greymon: "Do it, and I'll make you both my bukkake bitches."

Myotismon: "... On second thought... Why don't we just wait..."

Greymon: "Good idea... GREYMON DIGIVOLVE TO..."

[Seit The Reaper]

A punch connects with Patamon and sends him flying,TK runs over.

Patamon:i see birds TK...

TK:well tell them Birds you got Knocked Fuck out.

[Shadowknight]

Digidestined: How do we stop him Gennai?

Gennai: FIRST YOU MUST BRING ME THE STILL BEATING HEART OF A HUMAN CHILD!!!

Digidestined: Uhhhh, that might cost us our tv G rating.

Gennai: Oh. In that case just get the tags and crests, that works too.