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#61
TK: Where could patamon be?

Tk's mom: HEY TK! COME CHECK OUT THIS HUGE ORANGE RAT THAT I JUST KILLED.
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#62
Gabumon: You have never seen a Digimon on a stool before?..... Let me take my shit in peace..
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#63
Venom-Myotismon destroying all the city.

Agumon: Agumon warp digivolves to... WARGREYMON!

Gabumon: Gabumon warp digivolves to... METALGARURUMON!

City already destroyed, everyone killed, and Venom-Myotismon away from there.

Tai: Dude... we need shorter FX's...
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#64
Tai:

Caller: Hey, your mom just died....

Tai:

Caller: Sike!!! This is another prank phone call for Z100 fm radio.....

Tai:
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#65
Kari: Gatomoooon? Were are youuuuu?

Kari's mom: oh, Kari! why didn't you tell me you had a cat?

Kari: I- AH- uhm-

Kari's mom: don't worry, you can keep her- I already had her spayed!
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#66
Gabumon and Veemon: You want a distraction Matt, here's one!...
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#67
Tai: Agumon, Gabumon, Veemon and Patamon- distract Myotismon while I go over and punch him in the face-

A/G/V/P: (can-can)

Myotismon: WTF?

Tai: EAT THIS!!

Masaru: (Punches Tai for no reason whatsoever) I DO THE PUNCHING AROUND HERE!!! (Punches myotismon)

Myotismon: MY FAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCEE!!! (deleted)
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#68
Matt: You are an idiot! *punches Tai on the face*

Tai: *gets up and hits Matt in the face*

Matt: *tackles Tai to the ground*

Tai: *starts rolling with him over the snow*

Agumon: Wait guys! Don't fight!

Matt: *starts kissing Tai on his lips*

Tai: *starts rubbing Matt's body while moaning*

Agumon: Woo... bad moment... *backs away slowly*
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#69
Gatomon: Yo Gabumon can you get this itch for me?...

Gabumon: Where is it?

Gatomon:
Gabumon: Is that it?...

Gatomon: Thats perrrrrrr fect! :shock:

Gabumon:
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#70
Patamon: Gatomon? Do you have feelings for me?

Gato: Yes...

Pata: *blush* what kind.?

Gato: Cat and Hamster.

Pata: awww... that's sweet- we're just friends?

Gato: Nope, I'm a cat, you're a rodent. wanna know what happens next?

Pata: *sweats*

Gato: I'm Hungry- RAR!
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