Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode

[Frisk E. Coyote]

(During Rika and Takato's first battle)

Rika: Renamon, finish it.

Renamon: (Everything goes black, and time temporarily stops as renamon raises her hands into a taichi stance. A ying-yang appears underneath her surrounded by glowing green symbols.) Hakke Rokujuyon Sho!! (Violently attacks various points of guilmon's body with her index and middle fingers, expelling what seemed like blue air.)

Takato: GUILMON!!

Renamon: (anounces each hit) One! Three!! Twelve!! Twenty One!! Forty Two!! Sixty Four!!! (Finishes off by thrusting so fast, all that is seen is the blue air coming out of Guilmon's back) Hm. You should'nt be able to stand after that.

Guilmon: (*_*)* * *

Rika: Gu- Gu- How did you do that!!?

Renamon: I watch Naruto. I am a Neji Fangirl.

[Frisk E. Coyote]

(At Rika's house)

Rika: (Picking nose nonchalantly, and digs out a booger. She looks around lazily, and pops her finger in her mouth.)

Takato: (outside window) EWWWW!! Rika!!

Rika: (Embarassed) OH!! Takato- Eh!!

*Meanwhile*

Rika's Grandma: (Sounds come from toilet) GURGLE!! MY HEART!! (Thud- Splosh. Flushing sounds)

Rika: OH MY GOD!! Grandma Got a heart attack while taking a dump!! Renamon!!? RENAMON!!!

[Chaotic Phoenix]

*Season 1 era... When the Digidestined first meet the Digimon...*

Digidestined Digimon: Hi, we're the Digimon!

Digidestined: ......

Taichi - Anyone up for a game of Soccer?

Digidestined: YAY!!!

*The Digidestined Digimon were kicked to death and Apoclomon covers the world in darkness*

Taichi - Anyone got a light?

Digidestined - ........

*Taichi got the crap beat out of him for suggesting Soccer earlier and got thrown into the Pacific, there, he was eaten alive by Great White Sharks*

Moral - Think before you act or you're sharkfood. :\

[Frisk E. Coyote]

OOC: Oh! I got a good one! picture this-

IC:

(Myotismon and Wizardmon's battle over Odaiba bay)

Myotismon: (breaks WM's staff with his crimson lightning attack) Hahaha...

Wiz: (grins, and whips out a cypress wand and brandishes it towards Myo.) Stupefy!

Myo: (is hit by a red light, and is paralyzed and surprised.) But- how?

Wiz: (sinister) Here's how- (writes the word "wizardmon" in midair with fiery letters. he swishes his wand, the word is replaced by "I am lord Voldemort".)

Myo: (disbelief) No EFFIN' WAY!!

Wiz: (Grins again) Avada Kedabra!!

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Guilmon:terriermon...can i have a cookie?

Terriermon:depends....can you put your dick up your ass?

Guilmon: *tries too*no.....

Terriermon:then no sorry *eats rest of cookie*

*later*

Guilmon: *eating a chocolate muffin*

Terriermon: hey guilmon can i have a bite of that?

Guilmon:depends....can you put your dick up your ass?

Terriermon: *proudly* yep.

Guilmon: then go fuck yourself, Takato made this for me!

[Erethzium]

LOL @ GMSG XD

( Renamon & Guilmon's first battle, episode 3 of Tamers)

Guilmon: GUILMON DIGIVOLVE TO...Flamedramon!

Takato: *blinks, speechless*

Rika: *blinks* what the hell?! Flamedramon isnt even IN this season!

Flamey: What? in this form i've got a bigger cock so that i can screw Renamon better. *picks her up and runs into the woods*

Takato: what...just...happened?

Rika: i dont know gogglehead, but if Renamon comes back pregnant you're gonna pay *glares at Takato*

Takato: *huge sweat drop* GUILMON COME BACK!!

[Frisk E. Coyote]

OOC: I like your new sig Shadowknight! Very... Shadow dragony!

IC:
(Beelzemon kills Leomon scene)

Beelzemon lunged at at Kyubimon, his claws outstretched and his face full of murderous intent. Merely seconds from the kill, a strong hand grabs his wrist, stopping him in his tracks. It was Leomon.

"Just because you have power, doesn't mean you're strong." Leomon informed him gruffly.

Enraged, Beelzemon raised his claws to impale Leomon in the chest, but stopped in his tracks as he pulled out his noisy beeper. His eyes went wide. All three of them. "SHIT!!" Beelzemon swore. "THE KING OF THE IRON FIST TOURNAMENT!! I'M GONNA MISS IT!!" He yelled as he took off for the opposite direction.

Leomon was covering Juri's ears at the first sign that Beelzemon was about to swear.

Takato, was not so lucky, and Henry, Rika, Gargomon and Kyubimon were horrified.

"He- he said the S word!!" Takato said in terror.

"Takato?" Growlmon asked. "What is Shee-et?"

Takato "Yahhh! My virgin ears!" Takato screamed in horror.

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Meanwhile, in a hotel somewhere, Beelzemon Blast Mode parks his behemoth and rushes indoors, his new wings flailing madly behind him.

* * *

Inside their room, Asuka and Hwoarang listen to Beelzemon's pathetic excuses as he changes into a pair a of pants with chains and flame designs, and horned gloves.

"I am SO sorry!" Beelzemon apologized as he took his leather jacket off. "I totally lost track off time! There were these kids, see, and-"

"Okay! We get it! Enough! Just hurry up Jin! We're LATE!!" Asuka scolded as Beelzemon ripped his mask off.

"Daaaaamn Devil Jin! What happened to your horns? My rival's BLOND?" Hwoarang teased.

"Look- the dye and skin paint'l wear off and my horns'l grow back-" Beelzemon said hurriedly as he took off his contacts and put on a horned headband. "-but we really have to get going if we want to make it in time for the tournament registration!" He finished and straightened the horns. "You can both take my bike- I'm flyin'."

[Erethzium]

Renamon: *chasing after Guilmon* GIVE ME THAT FURRY PORN MAGAZINE YOU BASTARD!!


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Leomon: Momentai!

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Camera Guy: uhhh...wasnt Rika supposed to get raped in this scene, then have hot passionate Yuri sex with Taomon after she got saved?

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Juri: *finally catches Leomon* Yay! I caught my prince charming!

Leomon: Sigh. Okay, what do you- ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRR!!!

Juri: (is pinching Leomon's nipple)

Leomon: SWEET DEVAS!! THE PAAAAAIIINNN!!!

Juri: YOU WILL BE MY PARTNER!! YOU WILL!!

LEOMON: I WILL!! I WILL!!

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

lolz, he likes it really i bet ;P

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Leomon: ....hmmm....<_<....>_>....^^! *singing* Hey! macho macho mon! i want to be your macho mon!