Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode

[Master Grim]

*giggles madly*

Renamon - *combing tail* ... *brush gets caught* o_o ... *tugs* ... *tugs harder* ... >.< *yanks it out of fur, yelps*
Rika - *turns around* ...? *shrugs, resumes sorting cards*

[eurtan]

Jaken

takato: aww man i lost.
Rika. thats right goggle head
takato: so whats the penalty?
Rika: renamon.
Renamon: yes rika?
Rika. here is your pet for the evening. take good care of him
renamon: thank you rika.
takato thinking : i either got really lucky ore really unlucky.
renamon snapping a collar on takato: this way pet. we're going for a walk and leave those clothes behind.

[Master Grim]

Kaiser - Kiell zem!! >_<
Tai - ... the German accent sounds fake.
Sora - *nods*
Agumon - Get a life, Ken!
Kaiser - ... screw you.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

ken....hitler.....bridging the gap as it were


Guilmon: *in room with renamon* will this hurt?

Renamon:Lube...check......okay...no it won't*puts on rubber glove* Bend over for your 'prostate' exam

[eurtan]

takato. :please renamon just once more
Renamon: okay but thing time i want to see you drink some first
takato. What why?
renamon. :this is the third time i's marked you this week if you insist cones the you ear have to stop washing so ofter or develop a taste for what you can't seem to wear
takato gets into a k9 begging position whining his mouth open.
renamon. Good boy.

[Kalyx]

*Henry approaches his bedroom, reaches his closed door, hears yiffy noises from within. Curious, he opens his door.*

Terriermon: Dammit Henry! Shut that door!

Lopmon: *moans, writhes underneath Terriermon*

Terriermon: Dude! I don't interrupt you when you've got a girl!

[Disturbed]

*the digidestines do the whole get sucked into the digital world thing*

*everyone stares at davis*
Davis: What?
Yolie: *starts cracking up laughing*
Davis" What is it!
Yolie: *falls on the ground laughing*
Kari: *starts laughing too*
Davis: Whats so funny!!!
Kari: Its so small!!! *laughs as s he makes puts her thumb and index finger together signalling small*
Davis: What?! *looks down and sees his pants didnt digitize as usual then blushes deeply as he goes back through the computer*
Yolie: Atleast we have a new nickname for davis now!! AAAhahahahaaaa!!!
Kari: Come on needle dick get it in gear!! *tears start welling up in laughter*

[Wild eagle]

Guilmon chatting with Renamon

Guilmon: The flesh of the innocent is so tender straight off of the bone, don't you think?

Renamon: "..." *leans in and whispers to him* "The camera is rolling..."

Guilmon: "... I mean.. I like peanut butter takatomon"

[Master Grim]

Camera Man - o_o ... WAIT, *looks at Director* how about Guilmon being a rampaging, evil virus?
Director - That just might work...
Takato - Oh man... -_-;

[Kalyx]

*outside Takato's home*

Henry: Takato why don't you come on over, later tonight...and leave Guilmon at home.

Takato: Why? He doesn't like being alone. He always tags along with me.

Henry: Because, I want you to be alone, with you...silly. *blushses* Here, Terriermon will keep him company. * hands Terriermon to Takato*

Terriermon: Don't worry Takato, We'll have fun...I'm sure that I'll find something to keep Guilmon occupied. *rubs his crotch*

Takato: O.O