Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode

[Calibremon]

AWL: Lawls for puddingsex.

and for Herr Mullen: Superlawls for a Rocky Horror Picture Show joke :P

[Herr Mullen]

and for Herr Mullen: Superlawls for a Rocky Horror Picture Show joke :P

Thank you. I was wondering who would understand the reference that Derek Stephen-Prince played Peidmon in the style of Tim Curry.

Machinedramon oversaw the Tankmon roll through the city like an Eastern power into a Germanic capital: their sycronised crys ran throughout the street.

"This is no use," he hissed in monotone. "We need something more powerful. Something ready to direct itself. Release unit 4DRLK."

The pepperpots flew over the city. "EXTERMINATE THE DIGIDESTINED."

[Calibremon]

omg I <3 you. First Rocky Horror, now Daleks! XD

Tai: What the hell is that thing!?

Dalek: EX-TERM-IN-ATE

Agumon: I think it's a digimon...

Dalek: *zap. Agumon deleted*

Tai: :cry:

[Master Grim]

DALEKS!!! :D *hugs one* <3

Sora - *appears with a can opener*
Dalek - ... *sweat drop*

[Kurtz]

Rika: Renamon! We have to go! NOW!

Renamon: In a minute! Let me finish this quest!

*Ten Minutes Later*

Rika: Renamon, you do know D-Reaper's probably destroying everything, right?

Renamon: Yes, but... lemme get this item to the Head Chief of the Night Elves!

*Hour Later*

Rika: RENAMON! NOW!

Renamon: But... I have to finish doing Warsong Gulch!

*Who Knows How Long After*

Rika: *out of the house already*

Renamon: WOO! Finally finished, level 50! Rik- *takes a look behind her and blinks* Rika? Where is everyone?

[Kalyx]

ME: Let me see if I can describe this correctly this time. :P

Renamon:*stealthily appears through ninja-like movements in front of the refrigerator in Rika's home, it's 1 am"

*opening the door, she begins rifling through the shelves and compartments*

*moving items aside, she whispers to herself* I know it's in here...I just put it in here the other day.

Rika: Looking for this! *brandishing a can of mocha-flavored caffeine-enhanced whipped cream*

Renamon: Rika! I-I-I was just hungry and looking for a snack and...

Rika: Snack, my ass! You were looking for this, weren't you? *shakes can back and forth*

Renamon: No...I wasn't I...

Rika: Oh, come Renamon! I've been finding empty cans of this stuff stashed away, in the garbage cans out back. Admit it! You're addicted to this stuff!

Renamon: *hangs head* Yes, Rika. I just love it...I don't why. I hid it because I didn't want you to think that I...

Rika: Relax, Renamon. You can have your whipped cream back.

Renamon: Oh, thank you, Rika. *reaches for can*

Rika: *pulls can away* Uh-uh-uhhh! Now that I've got something on you...you're not gonna get off that easy.

Renamon: But you said I could have it back. Please, Rika...I need it bad. *stares at can, licks her lips*

Rika: Well, Renamon I need it bad, too. *lifting up her nightshirt, Rika sprays a dollop of whipped cream on her bare crotch and rubs it in with her hand*

Renamon: *stares in disbelief* :shock:

Rika: *turns around and begins to head upstairs* Come on, Renamon...your whipped cream awaits...for both of us.

Renamon: *follows close behind Rika, on all fours, sniffing and drooling over her crotch*

[Master Grim]

Sounds like Rika to me... *gets a slap from her* Hahaha, oww! :D

Gabumon - *swimming in the bath*
Matt (it is Matt, isn't it?) - *gets in bath*
Gabumon+Matt - AAAAHH!
Gabumon - :x Watch where you're sitting!
Matt - :oops: ...

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Agumon2: (Digivolves too Geogreymon)

Agumon: (Digivolves to Greymon)

Tai: I'll show you what a real Greymon can do, SCRUNGIE-BOY!!

Greymon: (Looks at Gegreymon, then at his own stomach.) I- I'M FAT!! (Runs off wailing)

[Calibremon]

@Ray: OMG YES!!! Geogreymon = Greymon + Diet Upgrade :P I rofl-ed so hard at that. Thanks. You brightened my day.

Agumon: Agumon... digivolve to... Geogreymon!

Tai: O.O um... wtf?

Geogreymon: WTF happened to my helmet!? It's covered in funny-looking stripes! I look like a gay Mihiramon!

[Master Grim]

I really need to stop stealing ideas...

Sora - :oops: *stares at Geogreymon, wet patch appears on shorts*