Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode

[Master Grim]

... I don't get it... :(

Takatomon - o_o
Guil - :D *plays with digivice*

[Erethzium]

wth?!

Hikari: hey, i just realized: we're going to be needing a D3 again.

Iori: well i had it...but then i gave it Daisuke...right?

Daisuke: yes...but i think its in my other pants pocket...only, it doesnt make a bit of difference guys! the DigiEggs are inert!

Hikari: but they're-

Daisuke: **** Hikari, the ****ing eggs are ****ing inert.....**** hikari.

Hikari: but they're-

Daisuke: ****!!!!!

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

*shoves some soap into daisuke's mouth*

Takato:....
Rika:.....
Henry & terriermon:.....

Guilmon.....F*cking hell, pixies!*Pyro sphere's a random rock*

Everyone else::shock:

Guilmon: damn it i love to be random!

[Kalyx]

*Renamon teleports behind Rika, in the patio on the side of her home*

Renamon: Rika.

Rika: Yes, Renamon...what is it?

Renamon: Do you think...uh...maybe that we could...go to...uh...

Rika: Oh, come Renamon! Just spit it out!

Renamon: Very well. *bows head* I want to know if you could take me to the mall...to Victoria's Secret.

Rika: What?!

Renamon: *whips out catalog, shows Rika* See...I think that this blue camisole & garter combo would look great, it would perfectly complement my gauntlets... :shock:

[Master Grim]

Damn straight you'll never see that...

Renamon - *tries to open the door to Rika's room, claws tear it accidentally* O_O ... FUCK!!

[Calibremon]

*the next morning*

Rika's Grandmother: *looking at the ripped up door* ...wtf?!

Renamon: *does her ninjutsu appearing thingie* Sorry about that...

Rika's Grandmother: O_O; *heart-attack*

[Kalyx]

*Henry, Terriermon, Takato and Guilmon are inside Guilmon's hideout, in the cemetery - talking, having a snack after school*

Renamon: *teleports in; looks wired, deshevelled, twitchy*

Takato: Hi, Renamon what's n-...

Renamon: *pants* I'm...in heat...BAD!...need a male...NOW! One of you! Any of you! HURRY! Or I'll do you all...right here!...right now!

The four males: :shock:

[Master Grim]

Oh no! The OOCness! It burns!

Renamon - *sitting in tree* ...
Impmon - *peeking up at Renamon* ... <3 :oops:

XD

[Calibremon]

...where do people keep getting this idea that Renamon can teleport? o.O;

[Erethzium]

because she can do that weird thing where she disappears all quick-like, and then goes insane fast. *shruuuug*

Renamon: *sneaks into Takato's house and looks in the fridge* ZOMG HE HAS PUDDING!!!!!!1 *steals all the pudding and runs into a room*

Takato: *looks into the fridge* what the...where's all my pudding?? *hears moaning and squishing coming from the spare room* huh? *opens the door and sees Renamon stuffing her pussy with pudding* GOD DAMNIT! i was gonna eat that!

Renamon: ^^; not anymore! :P