Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode

[Erethzium]

rofl!

Tailmon: okay, lets try this again....dont you want to ask me something Veemon?

Veemon: *thinks* uhm....oh! yeah, do you have AIDS?

Tailmon: *rage*

Patamon: thats it...im outta here. *flys off*

[Kalyx]

*Renamon and Impmon sitting on the telephone wire, Renamon teleports, grabbing Impmon, holds him tightly against her chest*

Renamon: You...me...in the alley...around the corner...5 minutes...be there! *releases Impmon* You better be there...you're screwed if you're there...or if youre not!

[Erethzium]

Tailmon: alright...one more time and then i'm going back to Patamon....dont you have SOMETHING to ask me??

Veemon: *thinks, Jeopardy! theme plays* ah ha! i've got it! uhm...Tailmon? would you like to uh...paint my house? ^.^;

Tailmon: *RAGE* i just dont know who you are anymore *Walks in patamon's direction*

[Master Grim]

Patamon - My plan worked perfectly!

Couldn't resist at all...

[Falconwing]

(Partially inspired by the Don Imus controversy)

Mimi: Matt will you help me with my algeb- (Cut off as Sora slams her into a wall.)

Sora: STAY AWAY FROM HIM YOU PINK HEADED HO!!!

Mimi, and Matt: :shock::shock:

[Calibremon]

Sora: *leaves Mimi tied up in the corner* Right, now that I've taken care of that*

Tai: *tackles Matt* She's mine, you blonde emo freak!

Sora, Mimi and Matt: :shock:

lol :P

[Master Grim]

*giggles*

Growlmon - *trying to yiff Renamon*
Renamon - How many times do I have to say it won't fit!?
Takato - :oops:

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Guilmon: Takato...im hungry!

Takato: :x for f*cks sake! *throws a raw meat joint at guilmon*

it's cruel but amusing...kinda like tickle torture XD

[Kalyx]

*Suzi walks into Henry's room, looking for Lopmon...sees Terriermon with her*

Suzi: Terwiermon! What are you doing with my Lopmon...are you two fighting?

Terriermon: No Suzi! I'm trying to get laid here...will you please get the hell out of here, 'til I'm finished!

Suzi: *running out of room, crying* I'm telling Henwy!

Terriermon: Awww! Ask someone who cares! *turns back to Lopmon*
Now, honey...where were we. :biggrin:

[Herr Mullen]

"Joe... please... let's get out of here."

"For God's sake, keep a grip on yourself, Sora."

"But it seems so unhealthy here!"

"It's just a party, Sora," he said as the Bakemon began to raise before them.

"Well I wanna go!"

"Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone!"

"Well ask a Butler or someone!"

"Just a moment, Sora, we don't want to interfere with their celebrations."

"This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Joe!"

"They're probably just Digimon with ways different than our own. They may do some more... Folk dancing."

"Look, I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared!"

"I'm here! There's nothing to worry about."

Sora screamed as she faced the lift as it landed.

Peidmon opened the metal grate door. "How do you do? I see you met my... Faithful handymen."