Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Wormon: Hey Ken- why don't we go to the bea-

Ken: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!! WORM!!! (squishes)

[DragonMasterX]

Takato: Guilmon! *wide open eyes and jaw drops* What are you doing?!

Guilmon: Drinking juice, why?

Renamon: *pushes Guilmon's head between her legs* KEEP GOING!

[Herr Mullen]

"Are you okay, Joe?"

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Agumon: (using a computer) So this is MySpace? I don't get it..... Is that a leg?..... :oops: :shock: :oops:

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Ken: I am the Digi-Emperor!! Fear me!!! (whips air)

Tai: (whispers to Mat) Poor guy can't see anything through those new shades of his...

[DragonMasterX]

*Agumon gets blasted with a explosion and brought to the ground*

MetalGarurumon: Agumon- digivolve to your Mega form- NOW.

Agumon: *stands up and grits teeth* No I won't!

MetalGarurumon: Come on... I'll suck your cock.

Agumon: *is surrounded by orange light* Warp Digivolve to...

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Gabumon: Lonelygabu, come with me.... :shock: :oops:

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Wargreymon: (Protecting Tai, dramatic BGM is played) Tai- No matter what Happens- No matter what he throws at me- I WILL protect you!!

Tai: Wargreymon- NO!

Wargreymon: I will!! Not only because you're my Tamer- But My PARTNER!! MY FRIEND!! MY LOVER!!

Tai: SHUT UP!! SOMEONE COULDVE HEARD YOU!!

Wargreymon: Oops- sorry! Never mind- I will protect you- No matter WHAT!!

BlackWargreymon: TERRA DESTROYER!!!

Wargreymon: You're on your own! (Flies off)

[Shadowknight]

*During the cat fight with Ladydevimon and Angewomon*

Izzy: I am so glad I bought that high definition digital camera for my labtop.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Myotismon: HAHAHAHA... you cannot defeat me- I am-

Gomamon: Marching Fishes!

Myotismon: (squeals like a girl) EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!! FISH!!! KEEP EM AWAY! EEEKKK!!! KEEP EM AWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!