02-07-2006, 09:00 AM
UnknownH Wrote:Those are some of the worse jokes ever. They came from the 80s in a tasteless joke book.
Been watching "I Love The 80's 3D", have we?
Funny Joke(18+ or anyone who doesn't care) (non-digi)
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02-07-2006, 09:00 AM
UnknownH Wrote:Those are some of the worse jokes ever. They came from the 80s in a tasteless joke book. Been watching "I Love The 80's 3D", have we?
02-07-2006, 12:56 PM
Hey don't get me wrong but pitch forks just like other kiddy like any other kiddy toy and apparratis..... i.e..
Leash human arms jumper kiddy door lock on door big fork to slid a pizza in and out of the oven and other stuff.... :D I'm not going to be one of those parents who do use it but I see the validity of the point.... ~~ lonelygabu~~ ~~
02-07-2006, 04:22 PM
Harie Wrote:Hmmm reminds one I was thinking of earlier: What's worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
02-08-2006, 03:29 AM
The Infamous Boss Reo Wrote:Been watching "I Love The 80's 3D", have we?What else is there on VH1? Not music that's for sure. and shadowknight, that's just gross not tasteless.
02-08-2006, 01:47 PM
I've got lot of stupid jokes too... Like:
Boy: Mom, mom, when I grow up I wanna be a dancer! Mom: look at that, invalid and stupid. Other one: Girl: Mom, mom, when I grow up I... Mom: Shut up, you have cancer
02-08-2006, 04:58 PM
Another fav.
Boy: Daddy me and susan are gonna get married. Dad: Really? How are you going to support yourselfs? Boy: I make $5 a week for allowance and so does susan. That should be enough to live on. Dad: What if you have a baby? Boy: We've been lucky so far.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
02-09-2006, 06:26 AM
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Little kids having babies slogan for the high school I used to go in and pregnancy was a fashion statement.... Thats a good one.... messed up but good.... ~~ lonelygabu~~ ~~
02-09-2006, 12:37 PM
Haha i like these mommy jokes
Mommy mommy why am i running around in circles? Shut up before i nail your other foot to the floor ------ Mommy mommy can i play with grandpa? No you dug him up several times today (erk i don't rember how this goes)
02-09-2006, 06:34 PM
OooOooO, jokes! Here's a personal, hope you like it:
_____________________________________________________________ A husband had quite a rough and stressful week, and decided to hang out at a bar with his friend. Emptying his stress by the ounce, he eventually got a little too tipsy and threw up on himself, and it was nearly his wife's suggested curfew! Asking his friend for advice on what to do, he got good advice in return: "Just bring a twenty in the door with you when you get home, and say when you walked my drunk ass home, I threw up all over you and paid for your shirt, it's fool- proof!" He agreed, and decided to head home. As he walked in the door, his wife asked about the shirt and the money he was blatantly holding. He said the foolproof story, and hoped for a positive reaction from her. "But honey, there's two twenties here!" "Oh right, he shat my pants too." |
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