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Funny Joke(18+ or anyone who doesn't care) (non-digi) - Humon - 02-02-2006
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!"
Management lesson (Moral):
ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL IN ITS ENTIRETY!
- Anonmon - 02-02-2006
Funny, but kind of disgusting.
- UnknownH - 02-02-2006
Heh heh heh Smart jackarse that guy is. Nice joke humon.
- The Infamous Boss Reo - 02-02-2006
HAW! I love it. xD
- Wisemon - 02-02-2006
Quote:HAW! I love it. xDOkay, but you also think SNL is funny. Now, if we're talking five years ago, maybe I'd agree with you. Anyway, it ain't a bad joke, but it could use better delivery.
- senjuro - 02-02-2006
$2000 for a lay?? Jeez, what's the world coming to?
- Anti-Tank (Dead Armor) - 02-02-2006
I've heard that one before.
That.... - blueeyedgabulvo0o - 02-02-2006
Seriously what happened to the ten dollar hoes?
Man that guy could of saved money out the wazoo and do the same thing with 200 females....
The joke I've heard somewhere before......
It still makes me smile.....Should we feel bad for the boyfriend pimp, hey, at least he got screwed too....
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- DragonMasterX - 02-02-2006
It's nice but... uh... it didn't made me... smile or laugh... :?
- The Infamous Boss Reo - 02-02-2006
Wisemon Wrote:Quote:HAW! I love it. xDOkay, but you also think SNL is funny.
And you think that Spike TV offers entertaining programs.