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Truly, but it's funny because most everyone would respond with the same thing.
Incidentally, your mode of speech fascinates me to no end. It's quite entertaining.
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this was told to me by a nerd once and it goes like this....
(you take any ethnicity and place it within the parenthesis)
You are on a plane and you see a ( ) person, what is he/she doing?
(If they respond anything other that pilot you respond.)
There the pilot you racist bastard!......
I didn't think it was that funny more than that was messed uo....
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My friend told me all these horrible (yet funny) dead babie jokes. The I can only remember two (damn concussions.) Here they are:
Q: Why do babies have soft spots in their heads?
A: So you can pick up five of them at a time.
And,
Q: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of babies?
A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
o.0 i feel bad for this guys kids...if he ever has any...
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A pichfork could be a way to suspend a kid in the air when
A) you don't want the baby near you at which you place it aside.
B) you don't want to stand but you want the baby.
C) when you wish to clean his bum after the baby soiled him/herself and wish not to touch it....
D) be creative, its a toy for the kid instead of using a bouncer.... Twilt a whirl anybody....
etc....
Its not bad parenting but innovative parenting.....
Fun facts for the dads in the future....
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The first joke kind of reminded me of a true story...
Disgruntled at the police officers, a man paid his traffic ticket with a garbage bag full of pennies. He thought it was a good way to piss them off. The plan backfired, as he was requred to wait several hours, while the clerk took the garbage bag of pennies to the bank to have them counted. In the end, the clerk finally returned, gave the man his two cents change, and sent him on his way.
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Hmmm reminds one I was thinking of earlier:
What is worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
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Those are some of the worse jokes ever. They came from the 80s in a tasteless joke book.