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I served the jovies at my work once, and it took them fucking forever to order, because they'd tell me on piece of information about their order, and then go sit down. Eventually (actually, it didn't take that long) I got really frustrated and said, "Hey, you. Yeah you. You're having the gyro right? Well come and stand right here and tell me what you want in it and don't walk away until I'm done making it."
My manager thought it was funny.
What I think is funny is when they knock at my door. It goes along the lines of;
"Greetings. Would you like to develop a personal relationship with God?"
"Sure, come on in."
The Witness stands stunned. "I'm sorry?"
"Come in, I'll make some tea."
"Don't you mean "No, get out of my face you nutcase?" And then I put my foot in the door?"
"Um, no."
Then you sit them down, and they are so disoriented by the fact you invited them in you can end up converting them to Atheism.
Haha! That's funny! Unfortunately some are so fanatically devoted that when you point out something in their religion that either doesn
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I think a curt response followed with open hostility for their invasion of your time and privacy is more than enough to get rid of anyone showing up on your doorstep.
Well, except for the police. You're kind of obliged to cooperate with them.
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"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Just don't mess it or bring it to earth. It's supposed to be hard running it.
They have not come back here ever since I brought out the book of the black earth and told them to burn their book because mine is thicker, ahh, good times
