Wings: evolutionary future?

[Shadowknight]

I don't think I could be trusted with a jetpack it'd be too tempting to drop water ballons on people plus if I got one I bet it would end like this:

*straps on jetpack* to infinity and beyond *takes off and crashes into ceiling*

[rorancrystalwolf]

haha i can crack all most any joint and it is an ultimate class disrupter i do my fingers ( bend to the side pull out and do the whole make a fist thing( which i can do as often as i want)) my neck, both knees, and back and elbows if i am lucky and for some reason it is so incrediblyu loud.. ahh i love doing it

[Shadowknight]

I don't have much cracking power but I have the creepiest flexibility (for a guy) and usually entertain random people for hours by kicking myself in the head and sticking my legs behind my head.

[UnknownH]

I don't think I could be trusted with a jetpack it'd be too tempting to drop water ballons on people plus if I got one I bet it would end like this:

*straps on jetpack* to infinity and beyond *takes off and crashes into ceiling*

That's why you do it outside and wear a helmet.

[Shadowknight]

Even if I was outside I'd probably crash into a ceiling somehow.

[DragonMasterX]

Yeah you can't object on his desicion of crashing into a ceiling, he'd make a ceiling appear just to win.

[Shadowknight]

Actually I'd probably fly up, then fall, crash through a roof, then take off and crash into the ceiling.

[DragonMasterX]

see? what I tell you? nice one shadow

[Gunter VanCrimson]

*wlaks in and sees gunter*

AAAAH! *faints*

zz....happy now?...zzz...

I meant here, in transylvania. real life...

instead of wings... can't i just get myself a tail? and woah- every part of your body!? as many times as you want!?

I can only do that with the fingers on my right hand, and two on my left!

and I guess I'm reasonably flexible, I can suck my own cock- (If I would) :shock:

[Gabumonfurry]

Thats Autofellatio where you can blow yourself xD