STR8, YAOI, YURI, BI- pure, to-the-point sex RPG!!!

[Gunter VanCrimson]

me? naw, I just won that in a contest!

*at the villa*

"come on in! there are sodas in the fridge, I'll go make lunch! wait a few minutes, kay?" Gray said, opening the door with a key, and going into the kitchen.

[senjuro]

*is brutally thirsty.Grabs a drink and chugs it very, quickly*

"Whew, I needed that...I was about to pass out!!"

[Herr Mullen]

Harry looked goggle-eyed at the magasines. There were, firstly, a lot of them, and they were, secondly, very, very arousing.

He briefly pondered if dog-boys really had spines that flexable.

He heard the door open, and returned the box to the bottom of Grey's wardrobe. He made the bed, and went into the kitchen.

"Company, sir? Shall I prepare some light refeshment, sir?"

It is very hard to wait on a man who's idea of dinner was a pizza and coke ordered from the nearest fast food chain, when you are trained in all the arts of waitering. Especially light refreshment. Harry excelled at Light Refreshment at university. His tutour told him no one made a cup of tea like him. This was true, as Harry recited his stand-up routine, with actions, as he made the hot drinks. It was a sight to see.

[Blue Rover]

grabs a root beer "so anything you want to talk about?"

[Gunter VanCrimson]

"-oh- Harry! I didnt see you there- er... old chap. these are my new friends... and no need! I'm gonna' go whip something up in the kitchen- er... I could use some help!" Grey told harry.
"oh- and if you and flynn are bored, i've got a box of magazines under my wardrobe, I hope you like pornography! c'mon harry!" Grey said, running into the kitchen, and taking some things out of the fridge.
"oh- and harry? I think I left some magazines in the- uhm...loo, can you go fetch them for me? thanks!"

[Herr Mullen]

"Yes, sir. I shall see to it directly."

Harry tittered. He did enjoy it when the boss joked about his dialect. He went into the water closet (there was a big debate at university about it's proper name. Harry decided that "WC" was the way to go), and discovered a set of manga in the magasine rack. He took them, and glanced at the front covers. They looked to be new.

Harry returned to the kitchen.

"Your hentai, sir."

[senjuro]

*looks over his shoulder at the mags*

*eyes wide*

Heh, whoa...

*takes a bit more interest*

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Grey takes them, and smiles cheerily. "thanks harry!- woah! when did I buy this one?" Grey exclaimed as he glanced at one of the magazine's title: furry boys: you wanted them, now youve got them! he read some of the topics on the front cover.
*all new, unique possitions for GUYS only!
*learn how to give proper blow jobs!
*like fur? interview with a the Tyger brothers! (shots of them "showing off" included!)
*wolves, foxes, dogs, bears, horses-you name it! hundreds of pictures and manga!
*Fetish of the Month: Paws!
"I havent read this yet! -maybe I can flip through it while cooking... what do you suggest we make, Harry? youre the one with the- how do I say this? hehehe, years of experience on fine dining and culinary arts... oh- and I'd sure like to learn how to make tea- you make one hell of a cup- er- teacup! the last time you made tea, I got so addicted to it, that had to wear a muzzle every time I neared a box of teabags! do all of you make good tea- or is it just you?" Grey said cheerily.

[Herr Mullen]

"We had one lesson a year in tea-brewing at university, sir. We were expected to practice at home." Harry opened the fridge, and took out a plate. "Here are some snacks I prepared earlier, sir. Cheese and crackers."

Harry went to the opposite counter, took the kettle, which he had had a good deal of trouble finding in the shops, as most Americans don't have kettles, which he filled with water, put back on its stand, flicked the switch, and let the water boil.

"The kettle is simple enough to operate, as you can see."

He took out the mugs, and placed a tea bag in each.

"Little known fact: tea leaves contain something like fifty times the caffine of coffee beans, however tea has less caffine than coffee."

The kettle clicked itself off, and Harry poured water into each of the cups. He took a silver teaspoon, with which he stirred the tea, and squeezed and removed the teabags. He added milk to each cup.

"And then another stir in each- and done. Would any sirs like sugar?"

[senjuro]

"No thank you. It gets me too wired. I get all jumpy n' paranoid. I'll just have tea black....errrr, brown."