12-07-2005, 03:51 PM
their just gonna need back surgery sooner at that size..
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12-07-2005, 08:17 PM
Shadowknight, if your gophers actually make their way to me, I'm going to fuck them.
oh- please, DO send them, I havent screwed anything for weeks. anyway, boobs will be boobs, I hope I get to touch one, any day now- a lady WILL pass by my place... 
12-08-2005, 03:52 PM
Spread rumors that your castle is a vampire's. That'll get one there. Probally a stupid one but it'll still be one.
12-08-2005, 11:59 PM
heyyy...
youve got something going on here... I'll make it look like a tourist atraction- and- and- maybe I'll start with a sign that says "Ct. Vladislav Dracula's REAL castle. do not enter" on the front. *woooooooooo... I'm so excited!*
12-09-2005, 04:00 PM
See, I was right. Just watch out for blond american girls named buffy, or other vampire slayers.
12-09-2005, 07:23 PM
Buffy? okay, I'll just have to avoid all blonds, cuz I dont know how she looks like, and- WHAT!? Vampire slayers!? hold on-
*one day, i(it's already been a week since Gunter mentioned an actual vampires castle in a pub- which spread like an epidemic.) Gunter was in the living room reading a book on the anatomy of the human body... when-* Buffy: (outside the gate) hm, this must be the place Hello!? is anyone here!? Gunter: (looks out the window) hey! someone was actually stupid enough to believe the rumors! she's hot- I'd better get a load-on on those breasts- STAT! Hold on! I'm coming! *later* Gunter: what is it -er... ms.- Buffy: -it's buffy. Gunter: -Buffy. uhm, can I ask you a question? Buffy: what? Gunter: (points at her boobs) are those real? *SMACK!!!* Gunter: OUCH! hey- what did you slap me for!? Buffy: you- stupid- vampire- vermin- SCUM!!! (charges at him with a wooden stake) Gunter: AHHHHH!!! (knocks the stake away, only to get kicked in the balls) -oomf! (drops to his knees) I...am not... a vampire... Buffy: WHAT!? well, youre still a dirty perv! Gunter: I was just curious! bitch! *back to the present* brrr.... I'm getting woried. 
12-10-2005, 09:45 AM
When it comes to size they have to be at least big enough to grab and squeeze but anything past that is a waste.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
12-10-2005, 01:05 PM
Right, right, women must come with handles at various places.... I think I'm half joking and half serious. Or should I call them "Knobs."
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