11-29-2005, 08:19 PM
When I first heard of a Dead or Alive movie my first thought was, "Ooohh, Martial Arts! And Ninjas!" And then I got a link to uncooperative website the only let me see a little bit of the teaser trailer and I then said to myself, "Why did I get my hopes up?" I mean what went through their minds?
"Okay, we've got the rights to a DOA movie and the first thing we're gonna do is piss all over it! Then get people that look nothing like the characters! (Okay I know that's a very tall order but have you seen the people that who I assume are playing Helena, Tina, Christie, and Bass?) Next we'll put in stereotypical dialogue like, 'I broke a nail'."
Why the fuck was Tina holding a Katana? She's a pro-wrestler! I guess I can excuse Helena but given her fighting style wouldn't a Chinese Sword make more sense? And the movie looks kinda...buddie-buddie-ish. That's just wrong... Ironically when this movie comes out on DVD I'll probably rent it just to see how bad it truly is... I've done it before, every once in a while I'll rent a movie or game just to see if what everyone else had said was really true or not. I did it with Kunoichi: Lady Ninja. Man that was a bad movie...
Also I've heard that someone plans to butcher Tekken as well.
"Okay, we've got the rights to a DOA movie and the first thing we're gonna do is piss all over it! Then get people that look nothing like the characters! (Okay I know that's a very tall order but have you seen the people that who I assume are playing Helena, Tina, Christie, and Bass?) Next we'll put in stereotypical dialogue like, 'I broke a nail'."
Why the fuck was Tina holding a Katana? She's a pro-wrestler! I guess I can excuse Helena but given her fighting style wouldn't a Chinese Sword make more sense? And the movie looks kinda...buddie-buddie-ish. That's just wrong... Ironically when this movie comes out on DVD I'll probably rent it just to see how bad it truly is... I've done it before, every once in a while I'll rent a movie or game just to see if what everyone else had said was really true or not. I did it with Kunoichi: Lady Ninja. Man that was a bad movie...
Also I've heard that someone plans to butcher Tekken as well.