11-21-2005, 09:20 PM
Well I saw a trailer to Gears of War and I cannot believe that people are excited about it. It looks like shit, it sounds like shit, it's all shit...
I also played a demo to the King Kong game and it was absolute crap! There's no HUD! That sucks! That's why I didn't like The Getaway. To find out how many bullets you have left you push a button and the guy your playing as will tell you. That seems like more work on both the player's and the developer's part than just putting in a fucking HUD. And there's a part when your running away from a T-Rex and you get to a closed door and your buddies tell you to stall the dinosaur for time.
"Oh okay! I'll try to be chewie!"
And then you get attacked and the screen turns red and blood covers some of it and one of your friends asks you if you are all right.
"No I'm fine, only pussies bleed when they get bit by dinosaurs!"
And then the part of the demo has you play as King Kong. I played as him for three minutes until I couldn't take it anymore.
And have you seen these commercials to the 360? What the fuck does jump rope and water balloons have to do with video games? These commercials make just as much sense as car and shoe commercials do. I guess they're no different from the first Xbox's commercials with the voice talking about clouds, bunnies, and other random crap.
And man could the launch titles for the 360 suck more? With DOA4 and The Elder's Scrolls IV: Oblivion not being launch titles all the 360 has going for it that interests me is Kameo and Perfect Dark Zero.
And I can't help but shake my head at Microsoft and they're claims of trying to do better in Japan this time. I honestly think they are going to crash and burn just as badly as they did the first time around. If they did manage though I'd eat my own hat...if I had a hat.
I also played a demo to the King Kong game and it was absolute crap! There's no HUD! That sucks! That's why I didn't like The Getaway. To find out how many bullets you have left you push a button and the guy your playing as will tell you. That seems like more work on both the player's and the developer's part than just putting in a fucking HUD. And there's a part when your running away from a T-Rex and you get to a closed door and your buddies tell you to stall the dinosaur for time.
"Oh okay! I'll try to be chewie!"
And then you get attacked and the screen turns red and blood covers some of it and one of your friends asks you if you are all right.
"No I'm fine, only pussies bleed when they get bit by dinosaurs!"
And then the part of the demo has you play as King Kong. I played as him for three minutes until I couldn't take it anymore.
And have you seen these commercials to the 360? What the fuck does jump rope and water balloons have to do with video games? These commercials make just as much sense as car and shoe commercials do. I guess they're no different from the first Xbox's commercials with the voice talking about clouds, bunnies, and other random crap.
And man could the launch titles for the 360 suck more? With DOA4 and The Elder's Scrolls IV: Oblivion not being launch titles all the 360 has going for it that interests me is Kameo and Perfect Dark Zero.
And I can't help but shake my head at Microsoft and they're claims of trying to do better in Japan this time. I honestly think they are going to crash and burn just as badly as they did the first time around. If they did manage though I'd eat my own hat...if I had a hat.