11-10-2005, 10:34 PM
Some 360 games are being released before the console launches? Why? What moron would buy a game before they had the system?
"Boy I can't wait to play you Mr. 360 Game!"
That's more stupid than me buying the player's guide to Diddy Kong Racing a couple months before I had the game. Not that I really needed the guide though, the game is pretty strait foreword. Which brings me to my next subject: Games that never need Guides made for them. Why the hell is there a guide to games like, Dead or Alive and The Sims?
"Defeat the Tengu? The hell does that mean? And what the hell do they mean in The Sims by create a family? Now I need to build a house, this is a toughie..."
Actually I've never bothered to look at the guides to The Sims so I don't know what's in there. But the guide to DOA is basically a bigger version of the little booklet that comes with the game.
But I've done stupid shit like buying the guide to Super Smash Brothers: Melee, Conker's Bad Fur Day, and Star Fox 64. When Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes released on the GC I bought it and was so happy and blinded by joy that bought the guide to the game despite the fact having played and beat the original PS1 version multiple times. Not once did I use that book through my numerous play throughs of the game, all I do with that useless book is look at the "pretty pictures." When I bought Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater and Devil May Cry 3 I again thought of doing the same thing but managed to stop myself, I don't need the guide for those games, and besides if I get stuck or something I have the internet.
"Boy I can't wait to play you Mr. 360 Game!"
That's more stupid than me buying the player's guide to Diddy Kong Racing a couple months before I had the game. Not that I really needed the guide though, the game is pretty strait foreword. Which brings me to my next subject: Games that never need Guides made for them. Why the hell is there a guide to games like, Dead or Alive and The Sims?
"Defeat the Tengu? The hell does that mean? And what the hell do they mean in The Sims by create a family? Now I need to build a house, this is a toughie..."
Actually I've never bothered to look at the guides to The Sims so I don't know what's in there. But the guide to DOA is basically a bigger version of the little booklet that comes with the game.
But I've done stupid shit like buying the guide to Super Smash Brothers: Melee, Conker's Bad Fur Day, and Star Fox 64. When Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes released on the GC I bought it and was so happy and blinded by joy that bought the guide to the game despite the fact having played and beat the original PS1 version multiple times. Not once did I use that book through my numerous play throughs of the game, all I do with that useless book is look at the "pretty pictures." When I bought Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater and Devil May Cry 3 I again thought of doing the same thing but managed to stop myself, I don't need the guide for those games, and besides if I get stuck or something I have the internet.