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[Wisemon]

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"The more ammunition you think you have when you go into a debate with me, the more it will be used against you. If you don't want to get burned, don't give me fuel."

[Wisemon]

"I found out that those who aren't losers disgust me. The tales they talk about are decadent in their random fornication."

[Wisemon]

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"I'm sorry, but I can't take that check until you fix the date. Sir, the 31st of June doesn't exist."

[Wisemon]

"When I'm driving, and I flip somebody the bird, I'm not expecting the upcoming traffic to put us back beside each other for an extended period of time. It's kind of awkward, even when the guy really deserved to be flipped off."

[Wisemon]

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"How lazy are Americans? When our Independence Day falls on a Sunday, we still declare the next day a national holiday. Otherwise, we'd feel gypped of a day off."

[Wisemon]

"When you start eating about a dozen cherries every night to symbolically sublimate what you think it's too late to take...it's the pits."

[Wisemon]

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"She wasn't even an attractive lesbian, but when I found out that she didn't like bananas, I really wanted to see her eat a banana."

[Wisemon]

"I feel naked without my avatar."

[Wisemon]

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"It took every ounce of personal restraint not to punch the geezer in the face."

[Wisemon]

"The parents of the 10 year old girl saw nothing wrong with dressing her in a 'Marlboro' shirt. Child Services ought to take her away before she starts smoking, if it isn't already too late."