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[Wisemon]

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"The Offspring song telling me to k*** the president was most likely written between 1980 and 1988. Since he just died on his own, finally, the least I can do is bash him while all the forgetful dumbasses in the country praise him."

[Wisemon]

Since nobody reads these things anyway, and since this is my 500th non-testing post, I'll use an out of context quote from an upcoming lemon.

"A Christian, a Muslim, and a Jew go to hell to take on Satan. The Muslim fights the only way he knows how, with a suicide bombing. The Christian shows Satan the path of love, and gets burned alive for his efforts. The Jew, the least powerful of the three, builds weapons from the bones of the Muslim and the Christian. With the help of those weapons, he manages to defeat Satan."

[Wisemon]

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"I really have to quit microwaving my salads."

[Wisemon]

"I really don't think that there's any harm in keeping the extension cord plugged in next to the sink. As long as nobody splashes, everything will be fine."

[Wisemon]

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"The men in pornos tend to be better actors than the women, except for during the sex scenes."

[Wisemon]

"It's a fact; I read it in a comic book."

[Wisemon]

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"Gavin, trust me, if Elvis wasn't dead then, he's dead now."

[Wisemon]

"When I walk into any electronic media store, somebody follows me around and asks me if I need 'help'. However, when I walk into Walmart's electronics department, I don't get bothered. It's like they want me to steal stuff. Yep, stealing from Walmart is a victimless crime."

[Wisemon]

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"A movie that comes only to video/DVD never goes to theaters, and it never goes to theaters for a reason. It's kind of the same reason the rest of us pathetic losers don't go to theaters."

[Wisemon]

"A typical argument with my mom ends with about three 'fuck you's."