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[Wisemon]

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You have the right to bear arms. You have the right to bear children. You might want to reconsider doing both at the same time.

[Wisemon]

For the real world's little problems, knowledge is usually more useful than wisdom. However, when it comes to the big things, like love and war, wisdom is a lot more valuable.

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You want to talk to someone, and he wants to talk later. He'll say that he'll call you, but he never will. You can email him, but he won't reply. You need to talk to him now.

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If you know the locks don't work on a restroom stall, check for feet before trying to enter.

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McDonald's Shamrock Shakes are delicious. Do yourself a favor, and try one before the month ends. I wait all year for these artificially minted treats.

[Wisemon]

The longer you go without shaving, the harder it will be when the time comes. This also applies to things other than shaving, big things.

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Make the most of your vacations. Time will be moving at top speed.

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CD scratch removal kits were not meant for obsessive-compulsive people.

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If you're on a diet, don't assume that the restaurant that you're going to will have a good fat free salad dressing. Bring your own salad dressing, and order multiple house salads.

[Wisemon]

Don't throw away large cardboard boxes (like those for appliances). For one thing, they should be recycled, but also, you never know when they'll come in handy.