Things You Will Never Hear on "Digimon"... Version

[Rikaryo2000]

i don't think there was

[Wisemon]

*laughs* *applauds* Nice one!

Ooh, applause from Urban Dream. I must be on the right track. Well, situational comedy is my greatest strength, and I try to bring it into all of my lemons. For now, how about some more unused scripts? I think we were all wondering how Matt ended up with Sora. One possible explanation can be found in this alternate ending to "The Crest of Light".

From the first season's "The Crest of Light":

Koromon: You missed what I did as WarGreymon; I sliced you like an onion.
Machinedramon: Then why am I still standing here?
Koromon: That's a good question.
Machinedramon: Indeed, Giga Cannon! *He fires twin yellow beams and destroys Koromon, Tentomon, Biyomon, Patamon, and Gatomon.* You see, I'm fine. No, wait, you did slice me. I'm breaking up. *He disintegrates like his victims.*
Izzy: How the hell did that happen? That was scientifically impossible.
Tai: I guess Joe and Mimi will have to handle Piedmon.
Sora: What about Matt?
Tai: He wanted to go off on his own, so I say fuck him.
Sora: Don't mind if I do.
Tai: Sora, I didn't mean it like that.
Sora: Tai, you're the leader, and since you ordered me to fuck Matt, that's what I'm going to do.
Tai*ponders the matter and reaches a conclusion*: You already fucked him, didn't you?
Sora: I have a thing for blondes...

That's what you call a misleading answer. At first, you thought it was Tai's orders, but girls aren't much different from boys on some things, and I think it was the hair color.

[Rikaryo2000]

*claps* enccor !!!!!!!!!!! thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wisemon]

There's no sexual references in this one, and only a few people will get it. Nonetheless, here we are now; I'll entertain you.

From "Etemon's Comeback Tour":

Etemon: Let me tell you what conspired when Etemon expired. I had to find a way, a better way, I'd better wait. Someday yet, I'd begin my life again...life again...life again. I was going to come back as MetalEtemon, but then I remembered that metal went out in 1988, so I'm coming back as GrungeEtemon.
Joe: First of all, grunge went out in 1994; that's not much better. Secondly, you don't look any different than before.
GrungeEtemon: Look closer, I'm wearing jeans with holes in the knees. *He takes out his guitar*
Mimi: Palmon, you need to Digivolve.
Joe: You too, Gomamon.
Lillymon (Digivolved from Palmon): Flower Cannon!
Zudomon (Digivolved from Gomamon): Vulcan's Hammer!
GrungeEtemon*starts playing guitar*: You've come to snuff the Grunger, but I ain't gonna die. *His guitar creates a barrier which reflects the attacks.* Now I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run amok on all of you. *He plays his guitar again and forces Zudomon and Lillymon back into Rookie forms.* Things have never been so swell. *He spots a female Etemon approaching in the distance.* I have never failed to fail. *He takes a bunch of drugs and commits suicide.*
Mimi: He was doing so well. Why did he kill himself?
LadyEtemon: Hi kids, I'm LadyEtemon. I'm claiming the rights to everything that Etemon owned. Also, I think I'll star in a movie about a pornographer in a wheelchair.
Joe: Mimi, I think she's the reason.

That's both parody and satire. You'll find something similar in "I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead". GrungeEtemon's lines were based on the lyrics of Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, and Soundgarden-Seattle's finest.

[Rikaryo2000]

ummmmmm that was odd

[Wisemon]

You probably have to be from North America to get the joke.

[Rikaryo2000]

oh well i ain't from notrth america

[urban dream]

lol, that's supposed to be Curt Cobain and Courtney Love, right?

[Rikaryo2000]

*looks around * COUNTRY WHERE *hides*

[Wisemon]

lol, that's supposed to be Curt Cobain and Courtney Love, right?

Okay, maybe you don't have to be from North America.