Guess who got a job at Six Flags? :D

[JaxomZero]

Dag YO! thats awsome, so do you think it means your gonna go running around in some make-up and costume, scaring the shit out of little children, then eating their souls, which you will then give to the manegers of Six flags who use those souls to power a brain draining machine built by Microsoft that allows Bill gates to force every child in the world to demand an X-Box from their parents for christmas, then use the remainging souls to feed his leagions of mindless Z-OmbieZ, who will one day run amuck in New York City (note: they have been getting a lot of shit from the world havent they?), and it will take an elite team of previously unknown S.W.A.T. member to take down the massive rampage, but even afterwards, we will not know if the Zombie infection was ever stopped because there was this cutscene to the basement of Bill gates where a rat drinks from a test tube and horribly mutates into some sort of zombie rat, then "To Be Continued" flashes across the screen and we have to wait another year or so untill the sequal comes out so we can learn what the whole deal with the rat was a bout so we wont fear Six flags ever again.....

Wait, what did I just say?