You sic a flying coffee pot on an unexpecting returning forum poster, like me.
Coffee: DRINK ME!
Venin: GO AWAAAAAAYY!! YOU HAVE NO FLAVOOOOORRRRRRR!!......by the way, hi, I'm back, I must run for my addictive life now....AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Seriously though, drop some coffee off a roof on a guy after telling the guy to evacuate the house because there's a fire or something. It's more of a prank, sure, but it gets the same result....a laugh.
Coffee: DRINK ME!
Venin: GO AWAAAAAAYY!! YOU HAVE NO FLAVOOOOORRRRRRR!!......by the way, hi, I'm back, I must run for my addictive life now....AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Seriously though, drop some coffee off a roof on a guy after telling the guy to evacuate the house because there's a fire or something. It's more of a prank, sure, but it gets the same result....a laugh.
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The innocent will be spared, the guilty will be killed.
Sacrifices will be made, benefits will be gained.
I am Venin; all opposed will fall to my blade.
