04-29-2011, 04:04 AM
Apple: *sprawled on the ground, eyes spirally* Spanky?
Prowl: No spanking for you! Speaking of which, here's a present befitting a MAN! *tugs on a giant rope and the stern of a gigantic battleship crashed through the mansion's wall, loaded with hot, scantily clad sailor girls, grilling barbecue on deck and riding the massive cannons like rodeo bulls while other sailor girls are sopping wet with soapy water as they clean fighter jets and tanks, car wash style.*
Frisk: Hey, no fair! All I could get Shadow was your girl- er- ex girlfriend! How can you afford that on your salary!?
Prowl: *Tongue hanging out as he panted hotly at the sight of heavily armed women coming of the battleship's armory, giving Shadow a birthday salute by firing their rifles into the air for each year Shadow has managed not to die* Connections, my diminutive friend, connections.
Prowl: No spanking for you! Speaking of which, here's a present befitting a MAN! *tugs on a giant rope and the stern of a gigantic battleship crashed through the mansion's wall, loaded with hot, scantily clad sailor girls, grilling barbecue on deck and riding the massive cannons like rodeo bulls while other sailor girls are sopping wet with soapy water as they clean fighter jets and tanks, car wash style.*
Frisk: Hey, no fair! All I could get Shadow was your girl- er- ex girlfriend! How can you afford that on your salary!?
Prowl: *Tongue hanging out as he panted hotly at the sight of heavily armed women coming of the battleship's armory, giving Shadow a birthday salute by firing their rifles into the air for each year Shadow has managed not to die* Connections, my diminutive friend, connections.
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