04-27-2011, 08:31 AM
Frisk: Squee!! Happy birthday ye old wolf! I had no idea what to get you, so I decided I'd give you your birthday spanks~<3 *holds up a shiny new paddle* Let's start with one-
Prowl: Woah woah woah WOAH- *snatches the paddle away* Hold it, Frisk! You can't just start spankin' the birthday boy! There's a guy code for all this!
Oh gee, you're right! That'd be silly! *pulls up a bar stool, then perches a busty, beautiful mare on it, dressed in a bikini. He hands her the paddle, and a bottle of vodka* There! Now all he has to do is lay on her lap and enjoy the ride!
Prowl: -Is that my girlfriend?
Not anymore.
Mare: *Waves the paddle, blushing slightly, a little shy for such a big girl* Hi there wuffie! I'm Apple! How about you sit on mah lap and tell me what you want?
Prowl: Yep. Facebook status- single.
Prowl: Woah woah woah WOAH- *snatches the paddle away* Hold it, Frisk! You can't just start spankin' the birthday boy! There's a guy code for all this!
Oh gee, you're right! That'd be silly! *pulls up a bar stool, then perches a busty, beautiful mare on it, dressed in a bikini. He hands her the paddle, and a bottle of vodka* There! Now all he has to do is lay on her lap and enjoy the ride!
Prowl: -Is that my girlfriend?
Not anymore.
Mare: *Waves the paddle, blushing slightly, a little shy for such a big girl* Hi there wuffie! I'm Apple! How about you sit on mah lap and tell me what you want?
Prowl: Yep. Facebook status- single.
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