Circumstances

[Master Grim]

Solution:

God of Stupid - *running* ARGH!!!
Me - *falls on face* Ugh...



Circumstance: I think zombie Kurtz is gaining...

[Crimson Fox]

Solution: Throws holy water on Krutz and returns him to normal.

Circumstance: I have some angry priests after me for stealing their holy water.

[Master Grim]

Solution: *kicls them through the wall* Penny pinchers!


Circumstance: I get the feel that that was a mistake...

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: You kicked old mens butts... Not really.

Circumstance: A tank used by three more priests comes and point at you.

[Master Grim]

Solution: *throws plug at tank*


Circumstance: I plugged the tank! IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!

[Shadowknight]

Solution: Pick up tank and hurl it into a nearby village.

Circumstance: the village! The village! The village is on fire!!

[Kurtz]

Solution:
Kurtz: *smiles* Oh, did Sephiroth come through here? *wags tail*

Circumstance: Point all guns and weapons towards me. *grins*

[Shadowknight]

Solution: Okay, *Aims the mega death laser 100K at Kyo*

Circumstance: Once the fire button is hit it won't stop.

[Kurtz]

Solution: Wait! Take guns outta that list.

Circumstance: Hit me with all TRADITIONAL weapons.

[Shadowknight]

Solution: *Sprouts four extra arms and grabs six large katanas*

Circumstance: Burial or Cremation?