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Solution: Not really....
Circumstance: Which way should we go, left to see mythic beasts or right to see cool weaponry?
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Solution: THAT WAY!! *Starts running to the right crashing through every wall on the way*
Circumstance:
Me + countless deadly weapons =
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Solutions: The ones Blitz made.
Circumstance: I decide that I've had enough with Vamparophobes.
Solution: I've had enough, remember? I don't take shit from anyone anymore. I punch the ground, and send a seismic wave knocking all them away.
Circumstance: *Cracks fist, three ways* That's better... [earthquake] oh no...
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Solution: HEY ARE YOU NINJAS!? *Starts running around the ninjas hyperactively grabbing their weapons and stuff* HEY WHAT'S THIS!! IS THAT A KUNAI!! WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS WEARING BLACK OUTFITS!? HOW DO YOU BECOM A NINJA!?
Circumstance: *Ninja's heads explode from too many questions* Is that a Ninja technique? Let me try!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Solution: Hum-Hum-Humm.... Oh- Destruction already? I know! Shadow- there are several hundred Kunoichis outside yelling for you. Do you know them?
Circumstance: *spots the headless corpses, he gazes at their crotches.* *eye twitches* (If you know Gunter, you know what's going to happen.)
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Solution: Gouge own eyeballs out to prevent being witness to the graphic events that are soon to follow.
Circumstance: HOLY CRAP I JUST RIPPED MY EYES OUT!! IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS!!!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.