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Solution: The warmth provides more pleasure for my partner making her want more.
Circumstance: I got some booty! I got some booty! I got some booty!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Solution: Grab hold of that tight and enjoy the ride....
Circumstance: Its your first time and your nervous....
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Solution: First time? Yeah, right. I just tell them that so they think it's special.
Circumstance: Accidently ate pop rocks and soda at the same time! (Urban legend says that if you do this your stomach will explode.)
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Solution:...............
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.............................................(Nothing happens...)
Circumstance: Your at the dance and they call your name to the dance floor and you have to bust a groove against the schools best breakdancer...
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Solution: Break his legs then run like hell.
Circumstance: Your dying of thirst and have to choos between either Crab juice or pepsi.
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(I know how to breakdance and how are you going to run like with a broken leg?)
Solution: Choose the pepsi for crying out loud....shhessh...
Circumstance: Life sucks and your stuck in Las Vegas and have to win the texas holdem tournament on your last hand which best is only a pair of kings queen high....
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lonelygabu~~
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(My leg healed up nicely, I can run pretty decently.)
Solution: Do I have the pair? are they the same suit? If so bet and hope for a good flop and river (I think those are the terms? Texas holdem isn't my game).
Circumstance: I get a royal flush and win all your money. And you need to get home.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Solution: Find an incriminating photo of you and George W. Bush lying around placing missles in Iraq and laughing while you paddle him....
Circumstance: You got caught with a president doing things that are not proper in the white house....
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lonelygabu~~
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Solution: You mean turning it red with his blood? I did alright.
Cirumstance: They blame you for what I did.
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Solution: Collect all the riches from endorsements and escape united stated through a tunnel into Canada..
Circumstance: You lost all your money and live miles home and its a blizzard outside....
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