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Solution: Drink water then use a rock to punture a hole in a cactus and fill the glass with that water. I've had survival training before, this's too easy.
Circumstance: Stuck in a jungle with no food.
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Solution: Helps him out by finding him with an edible root....
Circumstance: Your in the neverending forest, lost....
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Solution: Simply make a shelter with some leaves and vines near a tree or a nearby cave, then spend the night there and follow the stream of the river nearby me thus, getting to the end of the forest easely, I too had survival classes.
Circumstance: You are hungry but you can't eat, or you'll explode.
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Solution: Drink protein shakes, it's technically not eating.
Circumstance: A TYRANOMON ATE YOU!!
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Solution: drink some protein shakes and carb shakes until your filled.
Circumstance: Need a condom but lost it and all the stores are closed and your love wants to use one...
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Solution: Talk her into either anal or oral.
Circumstance: You can't open your bag of chips :cry: . Truly a problem that plaques us all.
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Solution: Grab a shotgun! I'm tired of this!! *points at bag of chips* YOU THINK YOU ARE SMARTER THAN ME HUH?! *shots a huge shell to the bag, making a huge eplosion that takes him back, dust clears and bag is still there without a single scratch* WHY WON'T YOU OPEN?!?! GRAH!! *grabs bag starts chewing on it to open it*
Circumstance: I let my anger overwhelm me <.<
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Solution: Anger swells up and you accidently release unfathomable powers destroying the entire universe, the bag of chips can be seen floating through space.
Circumstance: Your car has been stolen by a cop.
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Solution: Tell another cop that he killed his best friend and partner.....That guy is done for....
Circumstance: Someone unappealing to you will pay you $1,000,000 to have sex with you....
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Solution: Put a bag over her head and get it on!
Circumstance: I now have enough money to fund my doomsday weapon.
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