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Solution: Go to the john and deliver a couple of logs into the black hole and drink green tea with honey...
Circumstance: Ahhhhhhhh! You got gum stuck to my hair....AAHHHHHHH!
(Happened to my friend once....
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Solution: *Laughs his head off at Lonely gabu* Use peanut butter.
Circumstance: A giant tsunami is about to crash into you.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Solution: Use a steel umbrella and hold your breathe for a bit.
Circumstance" A tank decides that its fun to run over the car that your in trapped because of that damn seatbelt....
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lonelygabu~~
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Solution: Use teeth to bite through seatbelt then steal tank.
Circumstance: I'm chasing you with the tank.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Solution: Use super cuteness to stop you in your tracks....awwwww...
Circumstances: Someone hands you bomb that reads 10 secondes left and will explode.
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lonelygabu~~
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Solution: Throws bomb in air, then jumps after it and kicks it away like Tidus does in FFX.
Circumstance: Your handcuffed to a car that will explode in 5 minutes, you have a saw but it will take 7 minutes to cut through the handcuffs
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"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Solution: Hope amd pray to god that someone will save your life and devote your life in his name...Seems to work...
Circumstance: You are trapped in a gas chamber dark and alone and will die in 30 seconds...
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lonelygabu~~
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Solution: Start laughing like an idiot 1 minute later thanks to the laughing gas being pumped into the champer by accident.
Circumstance: Your brake line has been cut and your speeding down the highway towards an unfinished bridge.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Solution: Jump off. I'd rather lose the bike then muss my fur.
Circumstance: You are picked up by a tornado.
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Solution: Fly around the tornado to find the typical house flying in it, enter and sleep in a comfy bed.
Circumstance: A frog decided it would be funny to kill your best friend with his tongue.