Pillow fight!

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

"umm... with all that alchahole in the kitchen wile its on fire why hasent anything exploded yet?"

*hears a large explosion from somwhere in the house*

"there we go!" *continues to eat hotdogs* "everything tastes better with rabies!"

[Gunter VanCrimson]

*Gunter comes out of bathroom with nothing but a towel*
"Hey, I think I broke your- Crap! what the hell happened here!?" Grabs a cellphone, dials a number. "Amelia- code blaze-code blaze! lock on to my signal! -NO! -wait... of course not- I do NOT molest animals! get your ass over here, or I will have you SINGED. -huh? what do you mean 'coffee break'!? this is a freakin' emergency! good, I expect you to be here before the place burns to the ground. thank you, bye." Clicks the phone off- and choppers could be heard- the house is then flooded with water, dousing the flames and cleaning everything else, then a Specialist team of V.I.L.s storm into the house, drying and repairing everything, then restocking the fridge. fifteen seconds later, they storm out, saluting Gunter.

"Good job people." Gunter said.

[DragonMasterX]

Hey, you are welcome, I'm always up to no good. *drinks whiskey* *spits out* Man! The whiskey turned into water!!

[Seit The Reaper]

*just bleeding*...FOR THE LOVE OF.....OF....well.....HELP ME!!.....i will haunt you guys for the rest o your lifes!

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

"bah there goes all my fun... owell!"

*takes pillow out of case again and starts beating Gunter for ruining my fun*

[DragonMasterX]

*grabs another bottle, water inside* dammit... someone go to the fridge!

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: *checks the fridge* nothing but water, *punches a nearby wall that opens up revealing a fully stocked bar* SWEET! Zeph was holding out on us, *runs into the surprisingly large room and hops over the bar* Who want's a flaming Shadow? *grabs a couple of liqour bottles* okay, I saw them do this on a tv show once *pours the liqour in a line down the bar* now, *lights it and it goes up in flames in a line making a cool show* now how did that show end? Oh yeah this is when the zombies came in and... uh oh. *realizes he has no clue how to put out fire* Okay brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. But help me out of this and I can go back to killing you with alchohol.

Shadow's brain: TSUKANDANTTE SHIBBORITOTE! ZERO SA SO DAYO!

Shadow: Great he's still speaking Japanese! YOU'RE NO HELP!

[DragonMasterX]

Okay... this is starting to get confusing... Gunter! Help us!

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: *crawls up in the fetal position* SAVE ME JEBUS!! SAVE ME!!

Shadow's brain: Zankoku na tenshi no youni.

Shadow: SHUT UP!!

Shadow's brain: DEETO!! Ni sasotte kudasai na koukyuu himawari RESUTORAN!!

Shadow: I still wanna know how my brain is able to speak Japanese when I can't.

Shadow's brain: Ashita ha kitto ii otenki dayoo.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

"bah i dont want this place to burn down again!"

*goes to the fridge and grabs a couple of bottles of water, opens them, and starts pouring them over the fire*

"there all better, o and to get your brain to speek english you should try some coctails. maybe that will work"