Today's my birthday! Time for you to all line up and kiss some furry Herm tiger butt!
Heh, just messing. But in all seriousness, gifts of cigarettes and junk food and lithe, furry females will be greatly appreciated, and any and all live sacrifices will need to go to the Heathen Gods.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
05-26-2010, 07:47 AM (This post was last modified: 05-26-2010, 07:53 AM by Adym.)
Happy Birthday!
Lithe, Furry Females?
How 'bout her? She'll knock you out!
See that guy, he's a drifter! But drifting leads to Bickering, Bickering leads to Karate, and Karate leads to flying around between windows and shit! Then a big guy starts shooting lightning everywhere and Kurt Russell Shows up and Kicks his Ass!
Happy birthday! May your cake be sweet and your presents plentiful!
Crimson: Have a dragoness! *throws her at Cowboy*
Kassandra: *the lovely, black scaled dragoness land on him and laughs softly* Surprise! Happy birthday! *hugs him, causing her breasts squish against him*
Happy B-day Cowboy! here's your gift of two shoulder strapped light machine guns, decorated with black and chrome steel frames and extensive magazines.
Play Nicely!
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