Today's my birthday! Time for you to all line up and kiss some furry Herm tiger butt!
Heh, just messing. But in all seriousness, gifts of cigarettes and junk food and lithe, furry females will be greatly appreciated, and any and all live sacrifices will need to go to the Heathen Gods.
Happy Birthday!
*Claira walks in with her hands tide followed by Yumi*
Yumi: Well here is your prescent, you've got a day with Claria so enjoy :D
*Claira growls and looks at Yumi*
Claira: I'm going to kill when this is over
*Nikki walks in with a plate of burgers, hot dogs and a massive bottle of Pepsi and looks at Claira*
Nikki: Be careful, she bite
HAPPY BIRTHDAY COWBOY!!
Excellent, eeeeexcellent! Now step forty seven hundred of my "take over the word with as many ludicrous steps as possible" plan is complete!
As a reward, I giff to you ze NATIONAL ARMORY- *helicopters fly it in*
-Don't ask how I gets.
Lithe furries you say? Should I...?
...Hmm...
Yup!
*rips off my top* WEWT!
Happy Birthday!
Lithe, Furry Females?
How 'bout her? She'll knock you out!
Happy Birthday! ^^
*Brings to you a bound red furred bunny girl with glasses and a gag over her mouth.*
Here's Lenna. She may be a little shy at first, but she's a barrel of fun afterwards. ^^
Happy birthday! May your cake be sweet and your presents plentiful!
Crimson: Have a dragoness! *throws her at Cowboy*
Kassandra: *the lovely, black scaled dragoness land on him and laughs softly* Surprise! Happy birthday! *hugs him, causing her breasts squish against him*
Happy B-day Cowboy! here's your gift of two shoulder strapped light machine guns, decorated with black and chrome steel frames and extensive magazines.
Play Nicely!
Heh, thanks guys...'bout the most I got in the way of presents...of course, I'm pretty much at that age where I can't expect much anymore.
*points up to the Herm tigress ref in the original post*
Yeah, may as well be a good time to tell y'all I changed fursonas.