Grant a wish.

[MagusKnight]

Granted, but they beam through your eyes and overheat your brain, killing you.
I wish for a little pokemon! Like an Arcanine!

[CloneWarrior]

Granted, but its so small you accidentally step on it and crush its little bones.

I wish Magus' brother would have sex with me.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but you have to pay for all his expenses to come to you. :D

I wish I had a burrito.

[CloneWarrior]

granted, but you have to pay for all his expenses to come to you. :D

I wish I had a burrito.

Granted, but you already ate it, and already forgot how it tasted.

And you have horrible gas.

I wish Rav would make a porno for me.

[MagusKnight]

Granted, but it's of a little boy getting his penis devoured by a blue bird.
I wish for more time to work on meh damn project.

[MagusKnight]

Granted, but it's of a little boy getting his penis devoured by a blue bird.
I wish for more time to work on meh damn project.

[CloneWarrior]

Granted but you procrastinate and waste said time masturbating.

I wish I knew what Magus' project was about.

[MagusKnight]

Granted, now you must die. *Has hot sex with you then kills you*
I wish for a horny dog :P

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, it starts humping your leg and cums....eww

I wish I had a puppy that doesn't hump

[Shadowknight]

Granted *Hands Rav a small shoebox* Picked this up at the pet ceme, uh, store. Might wanna spray it with some air-freshener first.

I wish I giant robot.