04-03-2009, 01:15 PM
Granted, but they beam through your eyes and overheat your brain, killing you.
I wish for a little pokemon! Like an Arcanine!
I wish for a little pokemon! Like an Arcanine!
Grant a wish.
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04-03-2009, 01:15 PM
Granted, but they beam through your eyes and overheat your brain, killing you.
I wish for a little pokemon! Like an Arcanine!
04-05-2009, 06:06 AM
Granted, but its so small you accidentally step on it and crush its little bones.
I wish Magus' brother would have sex with me.
04-05-2009, 10:22 PM
granted, but you have to pay for all his expenses to come to you. :D
I wish I had a burrito.
04-06-2009, 04:44 AM
(04-05-2009 10:22 PM)The Big Bad Rav Wrote: granted, but you have to pay for all his expenses to come to you. :D Granted, but you already ate it, and already forgot how it tasted. And you have horrible gas. I wish Rav would make a porno for me.
04-06-2009, 06:37 AM
Granted, but it's of a little boy getting his penis devoured by a blue bird.
I wish for more time to work on meh damn project.
04-06-2009, 06:37 AM
Granted, but it's of a little boy getting his penis devoured by a blue bird.
I wish for more time to work on meh damn project.
04-06-2009, 09:50 AM
Granted but you procrastinate and waste said time masturbating.
I wish I knew what Magus' project was about.
04-06-2009, 10:06 AM
Granted, now you must die. *Has hot sex with you then kills you*
I wish for a horny dog :P
04-06-2009, 10:40 AM
granted, it starts humping your leg and cums....eww
I wish I had a puppy that doesn't hump
04-06-2009, 03:15 PM
Granted *Hands Rav a small shoebox* Picked this up at the pet ceme, uh, store. Might wanna spray it with some air-freshener first.
I wish I giant robot.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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