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[Bee]

Brandon: ...I got a question. Again. Why did it take so long for me to find Sekhmet, the Egyptian Lion Goddess of War?

SHE'S FREAKING HOT!!! AND SHE CAN KICK YOUR ASS!!!

[Shadowknight]

Loki: I have a question- WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU SDP MEMBERS AND LEADERS DIE!? This one's harder to kill than a cockroach when you're armed with and can only use plutonium!!

Shadow: Cause we're the fucking highlander of the DaD. WHOOT!

Okay I have another one, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if that woodchuck was chuck norris?

Slash: I don't think numbers go that high. You know DMX I think you'd be a good roomate for chuck norris, I hear his house has no doors, only walls that chuck norris walks through.

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: No I wouldn't. My sexyness and his unnaturally high amount of popularity would clash every time. Or maybe we'd go on a drinking contest. In either case, I like Pie more than he does. SO THERE!

Brandon: ...I got a question. Again. Why did it take so long for me to find Sekhmet, the Egyptian Lion Goddess of War?

You forgot to turn left at that sign *Points over to sandy intersection*

Sign:

<--Egypt.
Hawaii-->

That's why dragons are superiors to furballs. We're smarter.

Dot: Pie ready! I'll put it in the window to let it cool down a bit. *Puts Pie onto the open window's lower frame*

DMX: PIE! *Charges towards the pie but slams himself against something invisible, next to the window* Ow- that kinda hurt. *Holds his face in pain and then looks at the pie again* PIE! *Charges again and slams himself onto the invisible wall* BIRDIES! *Spins*

Dot: *Holding force-field remote* I could watch this all day.

[Shadowknight]

Katt: Yeah, but it's almost too easy when they're this stupid.

*Small red dot suddenly appears on the ground*

Katt: *Pounces on the dot which suddenly moves. Then begins chasing it around*

Shadow: *Holding a laser pointer* And she say's we're stupid.

[tigerlily]

Tigerlily: Hey don't treat Marrie like that Dot! *growls*

Linvar: ....*gets back 20 feet away from Tigerlily*

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: WHOOT CATFIGHT!

Slash: Aren't we supposed to be answering questions?

Katt: I got a question, how come I suddenly have a sister?

Kitt: Um, h-hello.

[MISTER BIG T]

I got a question.


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Kalyx]

It might be the same amount as...

how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick. A peck? Or more?

[Shadowknight]

I got a question.


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Shadow: Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3.

However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

Slash: *Blank stare jaw agape*

Katt: *Ditto*

Slash: When the hell did you find a brain?

Shadow: What? Oh sorry, I was just reading the back of this candy bar.

[DragonMasterX]

Katt: I got a question, how come I suddenly have a sister?

DMX: Terms of agreement.

Dot: I'm not fighting that blimp of a pussycat. I'm a scientist, not some mud fighter! *Pif*