07-26-2007, 06:54 PM
Solution: Quit DaD
Circumstance: It's a freakin' High School Musical Marathon
Circumstance: It's a freakin' High School Musical Marathon
Circumstances
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07-26-2007, 06:54 PM
Solution: Quit DaD
Circumstance: It's a freakin' High School Musical Marathon
09-30-2008, 05:12 AM
Solution: Switch Channel?
Circumstance: I accidentally broke the TV's remote and its manual channel changes while trying to switch channels. Now we're stuck with Discovery Kids for an entire week.
09-30-2008, 09:09 AM
Solution: Turn it off because I don't have TV, so I have blur.
Circumstance: A white lion charges you at 9,000 MPH from around the world.
09-30-2008, 09:31 AM
Solution: Step to a side.
Circumstance: You're in a fight with Solid Snake. He has a gun, you don't.
09-30-2008, 09:51 AM
Solution: slap his hand just right so that the clip eject is pressed, and the clip falls out. He now only has one bullet. Grab the clip, and run in a zig-zag motion towards innocent bystanders. Hopefully he'll end up hitting a pregnant lady or something.
Circumstance: there's a massive storm knocking at your back door. You live in a shithole, and only have enough fuel to make it to the end of the block. The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die. Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
10-01-2008, 12:22 PM
Solution: Switch back to Discovery Kids. I already saw that movie.
Circumstance: Boot to the head comin' soon. COVER YOUR HEADS EVERYBODY!
10-01-2008, 12:40 PM
Solution: move out of the way.
Circumstance: you're naked, running from the cops, when you notice Cameras on you. You're going to be in an episode of COPS. The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die. Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
10-02-2008, 03:28 AM
Solution: Yeah well, there's no way to cover up my loins, and I doubt it'll even fit in the pics. Plus...
Circumstance: They made me angry.
10-07-2008, 08:21 AM
Solution: Hide from inevitable wrath!
Circumstance: You have failed to hide.
10-07-2008, 08:59 AM
Solution: Pull out my secret weapon.
Circumstance: It's a cardboard box. |
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