07-15-2007, 09:41 AM
Flamedramon: *does a Fire Rocket* FIRE ROCKE- OOWOWWOWOWOW MY BODY IS ON FIRE!!! MY BODY IS ON FIRE!! *runs around screaming*
Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode
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07-15-2007, 09:41 AM
Flamedramon: *does a Fire Rocket* FIRE ROCKE- OOWOWWOWOWOW MY BODY IS ON FIRE!!! MY BODY IS ON FIRE!! *runs around screaming*
07-15-2007, 09:49 AM
hehe!
Beelzemon: i'll keep absorbing data until noone-ugh? Jeri: *hugging beelzemon's leg* CUDDLY!!!! Everyone::shock: *omega sweatdrop*
07-15-2007, 09:53 AM
Guilmon: *surfing the DaD forums, finds AWL's profile, and Kristen's picture* ooo...she's pretty...*instant erection*
07-15-2007, 09:59 AM
hey!.....that happened to be me :P
Kazu: did you just say you need a girl? Jeri: takato needs a girl? will i do? Takato:er....^_^! *yiffs her in backroom*
07-15-2007, 10:01 AM
LOL :P
Agumon: why is it that when i turn to SkullGreymon, i lose my mind? Tai: because you were smoking too much pot? Agumon: o_o; i think you're right!
07-15-2007, 11:00 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-16-2007, 10:58 AM by Frisk E. Coyote.)
Mimi, Tai and Matt are having a conversation.
Tai: *excited* Did you see that battle? Wargreymon was amazing! Mimi: You were amazing Mat! Tai: Stop ignoring me! Matt: It wasn't me, Gabumon did his best, and thats why we won. Mimi: Yes, but- (a sword comes out of her stomach, and she dies) Matt: MIMI!! Sephiroth: *points his Masamune at Matt.* Cloud. You will never get rid of the darkness in your heart. Matt: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU KILLED MIMI!! Tai: YOU BASTARD!! Matt: *gasps* You said the B-word!! Tai: But- he killed Mimi!! Matt: Yes, but that is no reason to use bad words!! *punches Tai* Tai: UAGH!! (hits the floor) Sephiroth: *puts two and two together* Oh my! She wasn't Aeris, was she? And you aren't Cloud! I am terribly sorry! Tai: AGUMON! Agumon: Agumon warp Digivolve to- Sephiroth: *picks up a newspaper and puts on his reading glasses.* ~Many Minutes Later~ Sephiroth: *finishes the paper* Oh. The prices of hairbrushes and feather preening kits are up by 12%. Darn it. *slashes Agumon as he approached the end of his digivolution sequence* Agumon: *reverts back to Botamon* Oof! Sephiroth: Sorry to bother you children, I'm off. Tata~ *kicks Mimi out of his way and takes flight. But only manages to fly above them in circles because he has only one wing* Matt and Tai: *speechless* Botamon: Sora? Sora- what's that? What are you wearing Sor- ACK!! *deleted by a Keyblade* Tai: AGUMOOOON! Donald's voice in the distance: Dig you ged him Sorwa? Sora(KH): Got it Donald! Goofy: Gowrsh! That was one itty-bitty heartless!! Matt: Y-you're not Sora! Sora (female): *runs to Matt* Yes Matt? Tai: I DON'T GET IT!! Sora: YAHHH! HEARTLESS!! *deletes Gabumon, Biyomon and Palmon via blunt bashing of rumble rose keyblade. blood and sap splatters everywhere, especially on the digidestined.* Sora: (covered in blood and feathers) GASP! BIYOMON!! Matt: GABUMON!! NO!! Tai: (Traumatized) Sephiroth: (from above) (a little dizzy) woah- wooooah- woooah- (spots sora) So that's the keyblade. Perhaps it will change it's mind if I defeat you. That's Enough! Donald: Sorwa!! Prwess Krriangle!! Sora(KH): WHAT!? Sora: Huh? me? Soras: (as if blended through a meat grinder, their blood, guts, innards and pieces of meat splatters everywhere. mostly on Tai and Matt) Sephiroth: (brushes meat off shoulder) It seems that only cloud can defeat me. (turns around so they can only see his back) Get Cloud. Tai and Matt: (Traumatized) "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!" |
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