Circumstances

[Shadowknight]

Solution: YIPPIE KAY YAY MOTHA FUCKERS!! *Fires his supersoaker melting a row of vampires*

Circumstance:

I want a sword, a large one like that guy uses in Bleach.

[Kurtz]

Solution:

Regil: Granted. *black bolt flies towards Shadow* This'll turn you into a Death God. And THEN will you get your sword.

Circumstance: The sword is too big.

[Shadowknight]

Solution:

BRB! *Enter montage where Shadow trains continuously* DONE! *Picks up the sword effortlessly* All done. *Large hollow crashes through a wall and roars at Shadow* Mommy.

Circumstance:

Shadow: *Running from the monster* JESUS, BUDDHA, SPONGEBOB, THAT HOT SLIGHTLY PSHYCOTIC BLACK HAIRED GIRL FROM BLEACH! SAVE ME!!!

[Kurtz]

Solution:

Regil: Path... *notices he's still sliding further into town with Dot on his chest* This doesn't help.

Circumstance: They're about to crash into an NC-17 room...

[Shadowknight]

Solution: *Runs past the NC-17 room and opens the door for them, then begins running again as the Hollow rips the door clean off it's hinges*

Circumstance:

Shadow: I'm heading to the RPG section! Maybe I can lose him there!

[Kurtz]

Solution:

Regil: *breathes a mountain of ice over the hollow* That works as well. *summons another NC-17 room and slides into it*

Circumstance: Shadow, run.

[Shadowknight]

Solution: Shadow: Why should I run from a giant popsicle? *Pokes with sword* I win!

*Ice starts cracking then explodes as the hollow breaks out roaring*

Circumstance:

Shadow: NOW HE'S PISSED!! *Starts running as the hollows try to crush him*

[Kurtz]

Solution:

Steven: *slashes at the hollows face* This is pathetic. *lands on the floor* Attack, you idiot, don't run.

Circumstance: The hollow summons a badass sword....

[Shadowknight]

Solution:

Shadow: Okay running gag is done with, *Turns and points his sword at the Hollow* You're finished! *Raises his sword and strike the Hollows face, breaking the mask*

Circumstance:

Shadow: Who's face is under the mask?

[Kurtz]

Solution:

Steven: *sweat-drops* CHUCK NORRIS?!

Circumstance: *gulps*