Circumstances

[Disturbed]

Solution:

There is no solution..everything is fine.

Circumstance:

Oh no!! We're out of Dr. Pepper!!! Oh the humanity!!

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: *Cuts a Lemon and extracts juice, then mixes it with sugar in a jar*

Circumstance: Drink it and I guarantee a non-stopping afternoon.

[Kurtz]

Solution:

Kurtz: Thanks, DMX. *takes the glass and downs it*

Circumstance:

Kurtz: *few seconds later* COME ON! WHO WANTS TO DESTROY LONDON?!
Steven: *slaps forehead* Idiot...

[Kurtz]

Solution:

Kurtz: Thanks, DMX. *takes the glass and downs it*

Circumstance:

Kurtz: *few seconds later* COME ON! WHO WANTS TO DESTROY LONDON?!
Steven: *slaps forehead* Idiot...

[Disturbed]

Solution:

Disturbed: *raises hand*
Silver: hell yeah!!!

Circumstance:

I'm nowhere near london. Can someone give me a ride?

[Kurtz]

Solution:

Kurtz: Use spam! Teleport!

Circumstance:

Kurtz: Oh noes! I've lost my power to spam! WHERE ARE THE SPAM GODS?! *roars*

[Disturbed]

Solution:

Silver: Man you gotta lose some wait...
Disturbed: Oh quit complaining.
*Disturbed and Silver fly over the Atlantic Ocean with Silver rotating his double voulge like a helicopter with Disturbed hanging on to his legs*

Circumstance:

Disturbed: Whats that?
Silver: You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Theres an airplane right in our flight path, we cant turn, and its gonna hit us.

[Kurtz]

Solution:

Kurtz: *running around* I CAN'T SPAM! THAT'S WORSER!

Circumstance:

Kurtz: *suddenly turns into a plushy* I am NOT having a plushy form....

Lurea: Aww, he's cute! *cuddles Kurtz close to her chest tightly*

Kurtz: Can't...breathe....choking... *his face starts to turn into this: X_X*

[Crimson Fox]

Solution:

Crimson: *rides in on his pie thank and laughs insanely* Don't worry, I have just the thing. *fires his Plushy Ray Gun in reverse at Kurtz*

Circumstance: Um, did I mention that it's untested.

[Kurtz]

Solution:

Kurtz: *transforms into N-Dragon but also continues to grow even taller*

Circumstance: He's about to step on you... and he's about 150 times the size of you.