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Brandon: *pulls out a Nuclear Launch Key* can I play, too? *grins, and inserts it into a Console, and the doors on 117 Interplanetary Thermonuclear-Fusion Ballistic Missiles open* ....hehe....phallic. Anyway, where should I blow up first?
Renny: lets nuke France.
Brandon: *phone rings* hold that thought...*answers* Road Kill Grill, you hit it we spit it.
French Ambassador: oui, moussier Brandon, we 'ave received word that you 'ave activated your Nuclear defenses an~
Brandon: offenses. Nuclear offenses.
French Ambassador: ...oui. So sorry. We hereby surrender to you and ze Pack of Shadow Dragons.
Brandon: ...sweet. I want my own palace. Work on that. *hangs up*
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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Shadow: Whoohoo, we own canada!
Slash: that was the french ambassador.
Shadow: Isn't french in canada? They speak frenchinese.
Katt: No, france is in,
Slash: Save your breath he'll forget. Yes Shadow, france is in canada.
Shadow: TO ALASKA THEN! *Hops onboard SDP prime and stomps off across the horizon*
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Brandon: ...>_>...are you serious?
Renny: ...but France is in that direction...*points in the opposite direction*
Brandon: ...well, they'll find out soon enough when they have to attack Canada.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
*Blows up neighbors house.*
They had it coming anyway. They had traces of meth in there.
Aero:" Ryan Honestly how do you dress your self?"
I dunno. I wake up naked then i go to school dressed....XD What happened there lol
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(This post was last modified: 03-17-2009, 01:12 AM by tigerlily.)
Tigerlily*is talking to P-DMX*: ...Well a strawberry pocky of course~<3 *licks lips*
Linvar: And get one with coconut! xD
Kaze: Hey don't push it!
Lax: ...There's coconut pocky?
Tigerlily: There's one in kiwi's.
Linvar: Oooo kiwi's!
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Katt: Do you think they have fish pocky?
Kitt: What's pocky?
Katt: Don't know but if it's fish flavor it's mine.
*Mexico*
Shadow: *Standing in one of SDP Prime's hands* Attention people of canada, I demand all of your maple syrup! Or I'll make it so hockey doesn't exist!
Mexican: *Random mexicanese talk*
Shadow: I don't know what he said, but I don't like the way he said it! SDP Prime, engage!
SDP Prime: *Steps on the mexican*
Shadow: Now surrender your syrup!
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Dark Mistress: Dear, Center of America is mine to melt and burn away, *Stops SDP Prime's mechanical feet with one claw, before she brings her arm back* Go back to the North, little black splotch. *Slaps the SDP Prime, sending it off flying back to america* Now, back to Tijuana.
Mexican Dude: AYUDAAAAAAAAAAA! ME QUEMO!! *Burning down in purple fire, eventually disintegrating into ashes before is reintegrated into a large bodyguard demon*
Dark Mistress: Hello sweetie, welcome to my army. *Still walking south, everything behind her charred and ashy black*
(Back in the North)
P-DMX: Hah! Pocky's even easier to get, I'll just- *Leans forward, about to jump into air and warp, but falls face first on the floor* PAIN PAIN PAIN! *Rubbing his head with his tiny arms* Arrrrgh! Forgot I've no super powers. Uhm... *turns around, seeing a large robot heading their way* Anybody got an umbrella?
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Tigerlily: *points at the truck robot* OMGOSH It's OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!
Kaze: I'll stop it... WIND TORNADO! *blows the robot to Japan*
Japan people: Nodaska?
Japan People: Oiiiiiii it's OPTIMUS PRIME-do!
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Shadow: *Stands up and looks around* Japan! YAY! *Picks up his megaphone* Attention Japanese, I DEMAND ALL OF YOUR CATGIRLS! Also a renamon. Oh, and an gatomon for my friend, and an aquaveemon capable of evolving for my other friend. Do it or I blow up brett favre's head with my mind bullets.
SDP Prime: Flaw in plan detected. Brett Favre is loved my Wisconsin. No affiliation to Japan.
Shadow: Shhhh, they don't know that.
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WHEEEEEEEEEE! *crashes through the roof* I'M BACK BITCHES! Questions are open for as long as my attention span can oooh shiny, *wanders off*
Katt: *sticks a small planet in a stick in get mouth* Well, like he said SDP is open for questions. Enjoy.
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