08-30-2006, 01:33 AM
Seeing as I have hands I don't call it that. But I usally use various phrases for it. Like recently I used floging the dolphin.
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| Once or twice | 4 | 10.53% | |
| 4 or 5 times | 8 | 21.05% | |
| Usually 7 | 8 | 21.05% | |
| 7+ | 11 | 28.95% | |
| I get real sex (Munkee, Misty, DMX, don't even think about it...) | 3 | 7.89% | |
| Once or twice | 4 | 10.53% | |
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08-30-2006, 04:14 AM
iif you ever need to find any terms of stroking the wookie, listen to Bloodhound Gangs song"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" and then if you can write them here...thanks!! :D
08-31-2006, 02:42 AM
It's my very own original form of masturbation, you grab a red chili, and chop the tip off. Then you insert it in the hole of your penis, and squeeze some juice inside- I guarantee cummage under 5 seconds- it just feels so great!!
08-31-2006, 02:48 AM
Doesn't it burn and cause some burning sensation? How does it fit into your tip?
08-31-2006, 02:08 PM
I actually used the title for that song in a sig at another board. The admin's girlfriend got it and said something else in that language.
09-01-2006, 04:09 AM
Gunter VanCrimson Wrote:It's my very own original form of masturbation, you grab a red chili, and chop the tip off. Then you insert it in the hole of your penis, and squeeze some juice inside- I guarantee cummage under 5 seconds- it just feels so great!! Horse shit, there's no way you can fit a red chili into a urethra. |
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