02-13-2006, 05:29 PM
This place is great, normaly I can't say any of my jokes without getting yelled at.
Thes are pretty funny:
A distressed man downed several drinks in rapid succession. The bartender asked him, "You trying to drown your sorrows, buddy?"
"You could say that," the guy replied.
"It usually doesn't work, you know," the bartender said.
"No shit," the man moaned. "I can't get my wife anywhere near the water."
And,
A man on a road trip stopped at a rest area to relieve himself. The first stall in the rest room was occupied, so he went into the second one. As soon as he sat down, the man in the next stall said, "Hi there. How's it going?"
The man thought it was odd to start a conversation in a toilet, but just to be nice, he said, "Not bad."
Then the voice said, "What are you doing?"
The man reluctantly replied, "Well, I'm on a road trip."
At this, the stranger said, "Look, I'll call you back. Every time I say anything to you, some idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."
Thes are pretty funny:
A distressed man downed several drinks in rapid succession. The bartender asked him, "You trying to drown your sorrows, buddy?"
"You could say that," the guy replied.
"It usually doesn't work, you know," the bartender said.
"No shit," the man moaned. "I can't get my wife anywhere near the water."
And,
A man on a road trip stopped at a rest area to relieve himself. The first stall in the rest room was occupied, so he went into the second one. As soon as he sat down, the man in the next stall said, "Hi there. How's it going?"
The man thought it was odd to start a conversation in a toilet, but just to be nice, he said, "Not bad."
Then the voice said, "What are you doing?"
The man reluctantly replied, "Well, I'm on a road trip."
At this, the stranger said, "Look, I'll call you back. Every time I say anything to you, some idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."
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