05-30-2006, 03:43 AM
CHRISTMAS TIMES...
Twas The night before christmas
and all through the house
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse.
Mom on the toilet,
Dad smoking grass,
I had settled down
for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the roff
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
to see what was the matter.
Out on the roof
I saw an old prick
I knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney
like a batout of hell.
I knew in a second
the fucker had fell.
He filled all the stocking
with whiskey and beer,
and a big rubber dick
for my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney
with a thundering fart.
The son of a bitch
blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cussed
as he rose out of sight.
God damn you all-
It's been a hell of a night!
Twas The night before christmas
and all through the house
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse.
Mom on the toilet,
Dad smoking grass,
I had settled down
for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the roff
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
to see what was the matter.
Out on the roof
I saw an old prick
I knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney
like a batout of hell.
I knew in a second
the fucker had fell.
He filled all the stocking
with whiskey and beer,
and a big rubber dick
for my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney
with a thundering fart.
The son of a bitch
blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cussed
as he rose out of sight.
God damn you all-
It's been a hell of a night!