05-22-2006, 03:29 AM
Here's some jokes I've heard/found.
"Residents are upset about a new mexican restaurant named pink taco.
And yes, pink taco is located south from the hooters restaurant."
"There are two places now for national guardsmen; Iraq and Not-Iraq."
Heard on SNL.
Heard in a Homosexual Marriages topic:
"To be honest, I think a better question is how do you decide who takes whos name?"
Isn't that a question.
"We have but one giant bell here in Pennsylvania, and it's cracked.
Well, if SOMEBODY hadn't celebrated the president's birthday by ringing a bell that was fixed by a CANDLEMAKER...
Hey, Christianity's based on a Jew. Sometimes, that kind of shit works."
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"Residents are upset about a new mexican restaurant named pink taco.
And yes, pink taco is located south from the hooters restaurant."
"There are two places now for national guardsmen; Iraq and Not-Iraq."
Heard on SNL.
Heard in a Homosexual Marriages topic:
"To be honest, I think a better question is how do you decide who takes whos name?"
Isn't that a question.
"We have but one giant bell here in Pennsylvania, and it's cracked.
Well, if SOMEBODY hadn't celebrated the president's birthday by ringing a bell that was fixed by a CANDLEMAKER...
Hey, Christianity's based on a Jew. Sometimes, that kind of shit works."
Two posts heard in a topic