Funny Joke(18+ or anyone who doesn't care) (non-digi)

[Shadowknight]

Funny:

I was in my back yard yesterday, trying to fly a kite. I threw the
kite up in the air, the wind caught it for a few seconds, then it came
crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no
success.

All the while, my wife is watching me from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opened the window and yelled to me, "You need a piece of tail."


I turned with a confused look on my face and said to her, "Make up
your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."

The 8th reason not to mess with kids.

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a
bowl of lifesavers
The children began to say:
"Red............Cherry"
'Yellow..........Lemon"
'Green..........Lime"
"Orange.......Orange"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them none
of the children could identify the taste.

"Well" , he said, "I'll give you all a clue; it's what your mother
sometimes calls your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled;"OH
MY GOD!!!! THEY'RE ASSHOLES"

Now for something educational, how to say I love you in 17 diffrent languages:

English . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . .
I Love You

Spanish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . .
Te Amo

French . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . .. .
Je T'aime

German . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . .
lch Liebe Dich

Japanese . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...
Ai Shite Imasu

Italian . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. ..
Ti Amo

Chinese. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .
Wo Ai Nin

Swedish. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... . . .. . . .
Jag Alskar

Alabama, Arkansas, Idaho, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia and Kentucky. . . . . . . . .

"Nice ass. Get in the truck."