05-02-2006, 11:58 AM
DrunkenMunkee Wrote:XD thats horrible, Shadow. I bet she crazy...
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You think that's horrible? How's this one.
I'm doing this from memory so it may not be as funny, sorry:
A man discovers a lamp, and inside is a genie, the man asks, "Do I get 3 wishes?"
"Yes," answered the genie, "but everything you get your wife will get double."
"I wish I had a huge mansion." The man said.
"Okay, but your wife will get two." The genie granted the wish.
"I wish for an expensive car."
"Okay, but your wife will get two." The genie granted the wish.
The man thought carefully about his last wish, then smiled, "I wish I was beaten half to death."
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.